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Archives for May, 2010

Rewriting Twilight

Rewriting Twilight

I was quite skeptical about getting into the whole Twilight thing; as a matter of fact, I boycotted the multimillion dollar blockbuster as well as the books every chance that I got. Why? I’m simply not a conformist and that’s that. After one of my closest friends came to visit for the weekend about a …

A Day in the Life of a Vampire

A Day in the Life of a Vampire

The following was taken from a true vampire’s diary; it was found in a deserted basement where a mass murder took place. A police report was filed but the mystery remains as to who these people were… 6:00AM: Head to the headbanger’s ball … we don’t mean glam rock or anything like that, but actually …

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Xander Harris

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Xander Harris

Xander was one of the most hilarious of all the Buffy gang, I loved him! He was the constant comic relief in the show, always making jokes and creating laughs in even the most depressing of episodes. Xander was born and raised in Sunnydale, and has been friends with Willow since they were kids. Jesse …

Blood & Donuts

Blood & Donuts

For some reason, I just never got around to alerting the world about this film, –you can’t even find it on Netflix! And it’s not like it’s an ancient vampire movie (or worse, something made in the 70s), it was released in 1995. The film is, in some ways, almost un-findable, but still a cult …

Cullens versus Salvatores

Cullens versus Salvatores

Have you ever wondered which mainstream vampire family would win in a battle? Cullen Strong Point: The Cullen family is comprised of a bunch of misfits; on the contrary, they have each other’s backs and certainly don’t fool around when push comes to shove. Some may say that Alice is the strongest link of the …

Vampire Evolution

Vampire Evolution

OMG, where am I? It’s dark, dank, and kind of smells like crusted-over blood in these quarters. The last thing I remember, I was at my desk at school studying for one of my summer class finals. Wait one second … I’m in a coffin! If I’m in a coffin, I must be dead, right? …

True Blood Sunday Presents: In Memorium (Part 2)

True Blood Sunday Presents: In Memorium (Part 2)

This is the last and final In Memorium for True Blood, –at least for the last two seasons. I’m sure in Season 3, a lot more people will be dropping dead, so when it’s over, we’ll have a part 3 addendum to this. Before I start in, I’d like to mention that there are a …

The Craziest Twilight Gifts Ever!

The Craziest Twilight Gifts Ever!

There are all kinds of Twilight fans – from those who simply enjoyed it, to those that loved it and then way way past to those that are unbelievably obsessed. It’s the obsessed fans that bring us here today, because without them none of the merchandising horrors below would have ever been born… Twilight Bra …

The Hilarious House of Frightenstein

The Hilarious House of Frightenstein

“Another lovely day begins, for ghosts and ghouls with greenish skin. So close your eyes, and you will find that you’ve arrived in Frightenstein. Perhaps the Count will find a way to make his monster work today. For if he solves this monster-mania, he can return to Transylvania. So welcome where the sun won’t shine, …

Blood Therapy: Doctors Use Blood To Make You Look Younger?

Blood Therapy: Doctors Use Blood To Make You Look Younger?

We all know that doctors use blood to save lives, but did you know that it can now be used to make you look younger… like a vampire? There’s this new procedure that it is utilizing a patient’s own blood to produce a mixture that stimulates collagen production, which results in fresh young looking skin. …

The Fearless Vampire Killers

The Fearless Vampire Killers

The Fearless Vampire Killers, or Dance of the Vampires (1967) Written (shared credit) and directed by Roman Polanski Summary by Nadia Bryden The movie is old-style cinema, with exaggerated movements and traits of characters and slapstick comedy—main characters Professor Abronsius and his young assistant Alfred are hopelessly clumsy. The actors’ thick accents take a little …

the Ultimate Undead Celebration

the Ultimate Undead Celebration

An exciting special issue of SFX — Vampires / the Ultimate Undead Celebration — goes on sale today, May 28th in the UK. We’ll probably get our copies here in the States in the next few weeks. The magazine features a huge amount of coverage of vampire movies, TV, books and comics, both old and …

Latino/Spanglish Vampire Movie: Vampiro 2009

Latino/Spanglish Vampire Movie: Vampiro 2009

This is probably the single most amazing, -and hilarious, movie, I’ve seen all year. You rarely see Latino vampires, and no, of course I didn’t forget From Dusk til Dawn, but this is different. This is a Latino b-vampire-movie. ‘Vampiro’ is Senor Casanova, half-vampire, half-human; so basically, he’s the Latino answer to the ‘Blade’ franchise. …

Fangtastic Books Coming Soon To A Store Near You!

Fangtastic Books Coming Soon To A Store Near You!

If you’ve been to the book store recently you may have noticed that vampires have taken over the shelves (and possibly the world), but it doesn’t stop there, more fang-filled books are on the way! Here’s a peek at a few of them: Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story by Adam Rex About …

Vampire Diaries Season 2 Secrets & More

Vampire Diaries Season 2 Secrets & More

Did you know that Paul Wesley, the character that plays Stefan Salvatore, actually auditioned to play Damon Salvatore a few times before he was assigned to the Stefan Salvatore character? That means that someone had to have looked at him and said at some point, “Nah, this guy has a soft side.” Awww, poor guy. …

Vampire Restaurants

Vampire Restaurants

Good evening my sweets. Somewhere around the world, a dinner bell is ringing. Gather your covens around the bloody coffin and listen (read, rather) to what I dug-up about vampire-themed restaurants. Vampire Café- Located in the Ginza section of great Tokyo, this extravagant vampire-themed place offers well, all things vampire! Diners and Dracula enthusiasts alike …

Vampires.Com Salutes Vincent Price and Christopher Lee Part Two

Vampires.Com Salutes Vincent Price and Christopher Lee Part Two

Welcome back to our special Vincent Price, Christopher Lee double feature. In part one we focused on the life and career of Vincent Price. We now salute Count Dracula himself, Christopher Lee. Christopher Lee was born in Belgravia, Westminster, England and made his movie debut in 1947 in the film Corridor of Mirrors. He began …

Vampires.Com Salutes Vincent Price and Christopher Lee Part One

Vampires.Com Salutes Vincent Price and Christopher Lee Part One

Today we take time to salute two of the horror genre’s finest actors, Vincent Price and Christopher Lee. Now, if you do not recognize the names Vincent Price and Christopher Lee there may be some very good reasons. One, you’ve never seen a horror movie before and two, you have been living in a cave …

Man Tells Cops He’s a Vampire

Man Tells Cops He’s a Vampire

You vampire fans hungry for a bit of bizarre news? Well here you go – A man from Royal Oak, Ohio was found staggering outside Drug Mart at 3 a.m. Saturday and he wasn’t looking to shop, he was looking for blood. 21-year-old Andrew Whiteman of Royal Oak told Lorain County sheriff’s deputies he was …

Vampires Have Invaded Fiverr!

Vampires Have Invaded Fiverr!

Fiverr is a new site that can basically be summed up with well, … five words: “The things people do for $5″ –the symbol and number doesn’t count as a word. When we searched vampire related tasks, there was a huge list of vampire theme tasks and products and services offered by people for $5. …