“WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS’ Vladislav and Viago are here to clear up a few rumors…”
According to the video in the source, vampires have long been lied about; not all vampires wear capes… unless it’s for looking floofy when they fly. Vampires are also immune to garlic and holy water; they also can turn into any animal, but it will still have their face. Even dolphins, orangutans, and bears… or turtles. Oh… and vampires love Evanescence, but I saw that coming.
How easy it to become a vampire? Super easy, but they don’t want to make you a vampire, which makes sense. Vampires don’t like Bibles, crucifixes, but virgins are delicious. Oh, and 1 in 3 vampires have a big d*ck. Oh my. Only 1 in 3?