7 Vampire Truths with Vladislav and Viago

“WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS’ Vladislav and Viago are here to clear up a few rumors…”

According to the video in the source, vampires have long been lied about; not all vampires wear capes… unless it’s for looking floofy when they fly. Vampires are also immune to garlic and holy water; they also can turn into any animal, but it will still have their face. Even dolphins, orangutans, and bears… or turtles. Oh… and vampires love Evanescence, but I saw that coming.

How easy it to become a vampire? Super easy, but they don’t want to make you a vampire, which makes sense. Vampires don’t like Bibles, crucifixes, but virgins are delicious. Oh, and 1 in 3 vampires have a big d*ck. Oh my. Only 1 in 3?

By annimi

Ashley writes for Vampires.com, Werewolves.com, and other sites in the Darksites Network. She's involved in several seedy and disreputable activities, smokes too much, and spends her late nights procrastinating for work on her first novel.

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