Bloodsucking Redneck Vampires: Potentially the Most Ridiculous Vampire Movie of All Time

“A sexy vampire and her familiar are on the run from a ruthless vampire hunter. They hide out in the small redneck town of Backwash and hatch a plan to turn…”

Why is it that everyone seems to think rednecks are stupid and/or barely functional? Why is being a redneck synonymous with being basically a moderate functioning person with Downs’ Syndrome. Don’t get me wrong, plenty of rednecks are stupid, but plenty of blue state, whiny little liberals are idiots too. Anyway. I came across this little gem while wandering around the Internet, looking for stuff to bring to your attention. As stupid as the movie is, and trust me, five seconds into the trailer, you’ll feel it, –I got a bit of a John Waters’ sensation.

There are a lot of funny sex jokes, a “little person” redneck, nudity, and plenty of farting, –and vampires! Really corny vampires with Romanian accents… well, there’s one. And she comes to town to build her army of undead. But I gotta be honest, makes you wonder whether these farting, drinking, crazy redneck vampires are up to fighting the more hardcore vampires… The full movie was recently posted on YouTube, so if you wanna check it out, I’m gonna say definitely do, it looks really stupid funny.

By annimi

Ashley writes for Vampires.com, Werewolves.com, and other sites in the Darksites Network. She's involved in several seedy and disreputable activities, smokes too much, and spends her late nights procrastinating for work on her first novel.

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