Bohemian Grove: Come Join The Party!

For those of you not familiar with Bohemian Grove, it is an extremely secretive “summer camp” held in the Redwood Forest in Northern California, outside of San Francisco where the worlds most elite (and wealthiest) men – between 2,000 and 3,000 – gather…

Actually, you can’t. Not unless you’re super rich, or you get invited by someone who is super rich, or unless you sneak in. The Bohemian Grove “gathering” is an annual event of the sort that gets conspiracy theorists all wound up. Secretive things happen there, and anytime you have a gathering wherein there are secretive goings-on and the guest list is exclusive in the extreme, it means that nefarious deeds are a’ bein’ done. Granted, some of the things reported to occur at Bohemian Grove, which was founded in 1872 by journalists and men involved in the local arts scene, do sound bizarre at the least: the veneration of a giant owl statue, for example. And in the past Presidents have expressed concern over the secretive nature of the meetings at Bohemian Grove.

It would be easy to imagine this as a summer camp for the Illuminati—only no Rappers are invited, and we all know that Rap is the Illuminati’s music of choice these days. Maybe the Freemasons use the Bohemian Grove cookout to discuss changing the hiding place of the Holy Grail/bones of Mary Magdalene, aka Mrs. Jesus. But evil cultists congregating, sharing secret plans to take control of the world? Come on, people, they play GOLF! You can’t be all evil and clandestine-like and wear those gaudy golf pants!

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless. Denn die totden reiten schnell!

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