We have a lot of Twilight related posts on this site and most of them are good. But I bet some of you Twilight haters out there are feeling a little left out. Right? Well this post is for those of you that just can’t stand Twilight, can’t stand the whiny glittery vampires, the cheesy star-crossed lovers story and can’t stand seeing Twilight every single place you go – from school to the mall. Yes, this post is for those that are anti-Twilight. Here’s a list of some anti-Twilight goodies to help you fight back against those fanboys and girls.
First up is some clothing, perfect to wear any time! Personally, I think you should buy one of these shirts, wear it, go to the New Moon movie opening and just circle the fangirls and boys standing in line for the movie.
This Buffy Vs. Edward shirt is for sure one my favorites. Bringing back the ass-kicking Buffy to take care of that damned Edward. Rock on!
Then there is this T.W.I.L.I.G.H.T. shirt. What does Twilight stand for according to this shirt? “Terribly Written Imaginationless Load of Irredeemably Gratuitous Heave-worthy Trash.” Oh yea, that one is sure to piss off a lot of fans (even if it has a made up word in it, haha). Those are only two shirts though, there are countless others.
Onto other things besides clothing, well, you have this lovely little coffee mug here. This one that says “If I wanted a stone that sparkled I’d get a diamond not a vampire” haha, excellent. Oh oh, and here it an awesome tote bag that says what SO many of us think, “Real vampires don’t sparkle.” Damn right.
Then there are dozens and dozens of bumper stickers for your car that show off your Twilight hate. I like the one that says “Most guys who sparkle… aren’t into girls” and this one, “Vampires were cool until Twilight made them pansies.” Just type in “Twilight hate” into the search and this is all you get. Yay!
There are loads of more out there, but this is a good start for those that are anti-Twilight. Stay strong Twilight haters, you aren’t alone.
And we’ll end this post with this hilarious Twilight Sucks video, check it out…
- Moonlight
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who says vampires don’t sparkle. it is just someones perception of vampires and i think it is a beautiful one. the twilight movie is amazing. i would do anything to be bella.
its true, not so many films or books (if any) have took over 100years of legend stuck it in a meat grinder with some pop boyband frills, a dash a school girl fantasy of the dreamyest guy & a sprinkle of “danger”, (well realy just “oohh” with an Angel hair-do not “danger”,) the end result becomes the trash of twilight.
its strange how inraged any woman,.,.,soz girl, becomes when you say you dont like theses books or films, i lv’d “interview with a vampire” a story of the torment of imortality. “Near Dark” the burden that comes with the darkgift. “30days of night” the demonic side of being a vampire,.,of course there are more fine tails of vampires, but twilight is way way down on the list , dont get me wrong im 1 for true love, but a wet fantasy fake love move aint gona be 1 of them, i’ll be buying the above tshirts for sure & wearing proudly to the new moon showing:P & im sure i’ll be lol’n from start to finish of it all
DEATH TO EDWARD to pouty fool, your immortal so act like it, stop being a poof, Kain would run you through with the reaver years ago for bringing shame the race!
for all u ppl AGAINST TWILIGHT… u just dont understand how much vampires rock. if u think bout it they can live for thousands of years, u can see really good in the dark, and plus if ur outside at night by ur self and somone tries attacting u, u can fight them off. vampires may not exsist but dreams do. there are kids out there who think vampires are awsome, and they think they wana meet one someday, are u ready to ruin and crush their dreams? if u tell kids ampires suck, or u dont like them, so many kids would hate u, and never talk too u again, do u want ur kids doing that????? think b4 u say something u will regret!!!!
Sparkling vampires? Gosh, no wonder Bella was more scared for Edward half the time when she should have been scared for herself. If I were Edward, though, I’d be scared. Scared the frickin’ football team would beat the shit outta me for being such a pansy emo.
I don’t hate twilight, nor do i like it. I just think we should respect other ppls works. Stephanie meyer’s story may not be good but her imagination is superb. Ppl should let their imagination go wild.
if u were scared every 1 would just call u a pansy. Bella was scared for Edward because she didnt want to lose him. DUH. but i would be scared for u because if certain people thought you were a pansy they would say rhe same thing about u that u sayin about Edward. TWILIGHT SERIES ROCK!!!!!! =)
i agree with you ppl should let their imagaination run wild but i guess to many ppl are scared to. but with the twilight aint good i cant agree with you. iat first i thought it was stupid but then i actually read the books and like them! her in=magination runs wilder then most ppl do, only because no one will let theirs run wild. & out of all the ppl in twilight JACOB is the cutest I LOVE TWILIGHT