Man Tells Cops He’s a Vampire
You vampire fans hungry for a bit of bizarre news? Well here you go - A man from Royal Oak, Ohio was found staggering outside Drug Mart at 3 a.m. Saturday and he wasn’t looking to shop, he was looking for blood.
21-year-old Andrew Whiteman of Royal Oak told Lorain County sheriff’s deputies he was a vampire who can smell blood and live forever. But the crazy doesn’t end there, according to a sheriff’s report he also threatened to kill one of the deputies and his children.
Whiteman was found staggering in front of Drug Mart on SR 58 and was charged with attempted breaking and entering; disorderly conduct, while being voluntarily intoxicated; and intimidation, according to the sheriff’s report.
While being taken to the Lorain County Jail, Whiteman began to tell the cops that the two of them were in big trouble because they didn’t know he was actually a 100-year-old vampire and could smell their blood from the back seat of the patrol car.
Police had noticed Whiteman while he was trying to gain entry into the store by kicking and pulling on the doors. When deputies approached Whiteman, they noticed he was extremely drunk, had slurred speech and bloodshot eyes. When they asked him what he was doing there, the only thing he stated was the owners of the store had told him if he’d bring them business, they would help him, but he couldn’t elaborate any further.
Whiteman had to be forced out of the patrol car once they arrived to the county jail and he continued to be a pain in the ass throughout the entire booking process. He also told a female corrections officer at the jail that he wanted to eat her kidney.
Because of his behavior, Whiteman had to be placed in a four-point restraint chair. He was later released and appeared in Oberlin Municipal Court.
If you’re an Oberlin College student then lucky you! He recently came to the area to apply for fall classes there, so says the police report.