Comments on: New Vampire Movie Mocks Twilight

By: True Blood Sucker

True Blood Sucker — Tue, 25 May 2010 00:09:10 +0000

New Vampire Movie! | Vampires http://bit.ly/aapAse

By: vampires

vampires — Mon, 24 May 2010 23:43:39 +0000

New Vampire Movie! http://bit.ly/9NDHYl

By: sara lloyd

sara lloyd — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:29:02 +0000

RT @vampires: New Vampire Movie Mocks Twilight http://bit.ly/bfyfRF

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 02 May 2010 16:52:58 +0000

*Facepalm*
Oh and being a 12 year old and using profanity like that does not make you the least bit endearing.

By: VampiresFTW

VampiresFTW — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 05:46:21 +0000

Jacob = Taylor Lautner and Jamacian dude = Laurent. WAIT JUST A MINUTE! TAYLOR WAS SHARKBOY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NO WAY! Btw, I’m total Team Jacob because Robert’s a wuss (but i like vampires better). I knew that Twilight was bond to be made fun of. I mean, it was H.O.R.R.I.B.L.E. compared to the book.

By: VampiresFTW

VampiresFTW — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 05:40:44 +0000

I AGREE!!!

By: Transylmania Interview | Vampires

Transylmania Interview | Vampires — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:02:11 +0000

[...] spoof movie that pokes fun at the current vampire craze (and is now in theaters)? No… ok, well here it is. Read it and come back. Anyway, one of the actors in the flick, Patrick Cavanaugh, recently [...]

By: Luna

Luna — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:52:37 +0000

OKAY… so the video won’t work…

By: Luna

Luna — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:46:14 +0000

because the MOVIE TWILIGHT SUX ASS!!! I however LOVE the BOOKS!!!! Robert Pattinson is a stuck up jerk. He is so full of himself and he isn’t even good at acting! They tried to make twilight posters look scary but it wasn’t meant too. Edward is suposed to be the perfect guy. Instead he is made into and a show off. And because I don’t like him the romance makes me gag. He looks like he thinks he is a dog. And he thinks he looks so hot with his abs. What abs!! NEWS FLASH!! They are digitally fake and if you WANT PROOF go look it up on the internet! I am not really on anyside of the Jabob and Edward thing. Because I LOVE VAMPIRES but the wolf is my favorite animal. I do think that Jacob or whatever the actor’s name is (sorry I never really looked into it) semi cute and ok at acting. Well at least he would be good in highschool drama. He might not qualify as a star. But, whatever. Yes, I did see Shark boy and Lava girl. (he was shark boy) I would like to worn you that I have not seen New Moon so my prefrance has not changed since the first movie. I am just going off the couple of minutes he was in the movie (Jacobs door hit). It is a good thing they made a spoof movie of vampires that means they are concietering it a really movie. And taking it seriously. BTW my favorite actor in the movie they selected was Alice, Rosaline, Emmett (well kinda Emmett), Victoria, and the evil vampire that looks sort of Jamacian. His name starts with an L (I forgot) He was the second to die.

By: Vampire Lover619

Vampire Lover619 — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:26:31 +0000

who in da hell do yall think yall r disrespecting twilight i should kick yall ass dickheads. n i love vampires so stop making funny movies on them. not meant to be funny. they r scary n r meant to stay the way they r. FUCK YA’LL