‘Dance of the Vampires’ – Dancing, Singing Vampires in Paris

Roman Polanski discusses why he’s excited by the Parisian production of his musical “Dance of the Vampires.” Now, I get that the immediate reaction to this, is “eh? wtf? no. not seeing that. ever.” –But! This is Roman Polanski we’re talking about here. Just because the NY Times thinks it’s garbage, doesn’t mean it isn’t…

Our Favorite Little Sister Returns Tonight On ‘The Originals’

With such a dangerous past, the family banded together to protect one another. They pledged to remain together, always and forever. Now, centuries have passed and the bonds of family are broken.  It seems that nothing and no one is able to stop Mummy Dearest on ‘The Originals’ these days. She certainly has become more…

Vampire-Proof Dishes

Instead of wearing a garland of garlic around your neck to repel vampires, we suggest preparing one of these tasty garlic dishes. Because…. why the hell not? I mean, if you do want to repel vampires, or are secretly suspicious of your neighbors… or you just want horrible breath, –and you also have to love…

Vampire Encounters on the Radio

“Coast To Coast AM – November 19, 2014 Encounters with Vampires Like On Facebook For All The Current Shows” If you are old enough to know who Art Bell is, then you’ll get why this so much fun, and the awesomeness that is AM talk radio. If you’re not, you’ll just Google it and pretend…

Are You Willing to Fund a “Shadow of the Vampire: Nosferatu” Remake?

There’s a Nosferatu remake planned. Or, there will be if you’re prepared to fund David Fisher’s Kickstarter project, “Nosferatu — The Feature Film Remix.” Okay so, I get the main feeling of this article, and that’s probably, –“don’t touch the treasure that is Max Schreck’s Nosferatu, it’s brilliant!” But hear me out: “Revisioning” this film…

Seven of the Most Twisted Vampire Murderers

These vampire killers will haunt your dreams. Most people think of vampires as being romantic: dark, strange men that live hundreds of years, have plenty of cash, and drive around in shiny foreign cars looking for misunderstood emo chicks to fall in love with. What if vampires were… well. More like these guys? Couples from…

New Vampire Movie: What We Do In The Shadows

“A mockumentary about vampires living in New Zealand, written, directed and starring Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi? Yes please!” The author describes the film throughout as being completely hilarious, and honestly… I’m getting excited about seeing it now. This might even be one of the few films I’m willing to review. Especially if it’s funny…

Blood Sport: Console Peripheral That Sucks Your Blood …It’s a Real Thing

Video games are getting in on the vampire craze, but if this game is any indication, we’d all be a lot better off if interactive entertainment stayed out of the shiny, undead bloodsucker arena.” Vampire game console peripheral: so, imagine you’re chillin’ at home, playing… dude, whatever, Assassin’s Creed, because let’s face it… you’re one…

Antique Vampire Killing Kits a Huge Scam?

It seems every year, a 19th century vampire killing kit gets sold at auctions for thousands of dollars. But don’t be fooled; this trade must stop. If you’re thinking of buying, or have bought a purportedly “antique” vampire killing kit, even from a renowned dealer or auction house, chances are, you’ve been ripped off. The…