Please Turn Me Into A Vampire!

“Please turn me into a vampire!” I read this comment here a lot. Now, before I continue I want to make it very clear that this is by no means an insult to those of you that wish to become a vampire. I totally understand your reasons for wishing it, so as I said, this isn’t an insult.
But, I’m afraid I do have a few issues with that comment. Here is one big problem, someone says they are a vampire and many of our readers believe them. People lie online… a lot. I can lie very easily right now and say, “hey everyone, I’m a Yeti!” or something small like, “I just painted my nails blue.” See how easy that was? That 500-year-old vampire you are chatting with could very well be a 50-year-old sexual predator. You never know, but you need to always keep that in mind.
This is not me assuming you are idiots, of course not. But I have seen some of our readers post their actual home address in a comment so that the “real vampire” can come and bite them. This is incredibly stupid and very dangerous! Every time I see one of those comments I am totally shocked and quickly scramble to delete it. Please understand that we are very welcoming to everyone on this site and we love our readers. So of course your safety is very important to us.
And yes, someone claiming to be a vampire could very well be your classic vampire, a sanguinarians or a psi, but either way we beg for you to be safe and smart. Before you get too serious, PLEASE stop and think long and hard about what that person is saying. Do your own research on the subject - not Twilight, not Vampire Diaries, but real research. Check out all of the facts – knowledge is power. There have been a few times where I simply picked up a couple books and checked out a few sites and instantly proved that someone’s “facts” were all lies.
Another big problem is when someone copies and pastes the same comment over and over, “PLEASE TURN ME, I WANNA BE A VAMPIRE!!!!” You are more than welcome to leave that comment, but I seen people posting it well over ten times and do you know what I do? I go through and delete each comment except for one. I hate spamming and posting over and over won’t help your chances of becoming a vampire. Actually, if I were a vampire and I saw that I’d be like, “No way in hell do I want to spend eternity with them!” and move on.
To sum it up, I am begging you to all be safe and smart. Please do not believe everything someone writes. Please do not post your home address or your e-mail address in a comment because it will be deleted. Please no spam. And once again, please do not consider this an insult. I adore all of our wonderful readers, from the fanged to the fang-less.
Hugs all around!
- Moonlight

well u r absolutely right about this and i also would be glad if i could be a vampire i mean who doesn’t want to be an eternal creature that can do whatever he/she wants and experience not only one but many many lives and live in many different ways but this shouldn’t cause someone to be blind to everything and let this desire take over the logic and the logic says if there’s is a real vampire out there he /she would never turn someone who’s that hopeless and maybe has no reason but boasting or taking revenge this is not a good cause for turning, i guess. a vampire should be strong and firm and i’m sure real vampires never waste their times on losers who beg for sth and r ready to accept the danger exp. in today’s world… to cut it short i beg everyone to listen to what u just said and be safe and i ask if e real vampire exists to help me but i never beg for anything
I would love to be a vampire no sickness, never tired, you dont age and you are badass. Would love to be like Bella AWESOME!!!!! If You find out how let me know I’m so in!!!!
i would love to be one so i can live.. my life is not how i want it to be..i had i kid at 16 never had a life befor that…no one cares if i die…all thay care about is money and if i do became one i can start a new life and thats the one thing i would love the moos…cuz when i get up i look and all i see is myself doin nothing in life..there is thing i want to see,go,live i do hope i can be one i have been wishin for this sents i was 7 now im 21..i hope for one my wish will come…
Anyone want to be a hydrid instead like both vamp and were wolf I now I am cause I was born a hydrid.
So watch out I get u :)
I’m happy to read what you said.Although my life has been a forefilling one.I want to continue it further That is my reason The real secret to it all is to experience it forever.Anyway that’s my opinion.
Existing brings new meaning if your a vampire.Because to survive you must not exist.
you wont to be bite by a vampire. There is no such thing as Vampires. Trust me becuase they die long long long time ago in 1918.
not at all… vampires really exist..
how can you say that theres no sutch fing as vampires. There are vampire clans that you can read about on wikker sutch as tha gangrel. Just because you have never sean one dosnt mean there not there. People beleave in god and the devil but have never sean them. The way i look at it is if you beleave then it is true
The Gangrel are from a fictional vampire game called Vampire: The Masquerade.