September 17th, 2009 §
Oh boy, is Bill angry. He’s on the road, at break-neck speed, and he’s on his way to hitting a deer or a gator or something if he doesn’t slow down! Sookie tells Bill to slow down, while Jessica bawls in the backseat and, hey, isn’t there a car behind him? Oh well, not for [...]
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September 8th, 2009 §
I just recently got a couple Tattered Star t-shirts in the mail, and I have to say, I’m pretty effing thrilled with them. The guys over at Tattered Star have a pretty awesome selection of monster shirts, with witty sayings on them, you know. Example, one of my shirts says “Conserve Water, Drink Blood”– how [...]
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September 7th, 2009 §
Best.headline.ever! Hurray for bad puns! Anyway, it looks like it is that time for some celebrity vampire-related news/gossip.
Doctors Needed On Twilight Set: Medics are on standby during the filming of the Twilight movies to help revive the hyperventilating fans of actors Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart. Lautner, who plays werewolf Jacob Black in [...]
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September 7th, 2009 §
And we’re back! Eric is shown, flinging a dismembered arm, belonging to the blonde redneck, –in slow-mo, no less, –at Lafayette. The chunk of gore hits Lafayette in the chest, and he stumbles back to cower behind the pillar once more. Eric warns Lafayette that if he has any silver, now would be the time [...]
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September 6th, 2009 §
Oh my god! Season 2 Premier! Like, yaaaay! How many of you could have just died when you found out they were going to be making more True Blood? I don’t know about you, but I almost had an epileptic episode. A word of warning; for those of you who read the books, or are [...]
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September 1st, 2009 §
Spike TV’s 2009 Scream Awards recently announced this year’s nominations and our beloved HBO vampire series, True Blood got itself 8 nominations. Hell yea!
Scream 2009 is an event that pays tribute to the best in sci-fi, fantasy, comics, and horror. Covering all of our geeky fan favorites, from our idols to our shows and movies. [...]
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August 22nd, 2009 §
This is it folks, the season finale! Which means this synopsis might be really damn long, or really damn short. But either way, my next synopsis will be the premier of True Blood’s second season. Jason sits in his jail cell dealing out all of his possessions, his jacket to Hoyt, the house, money and [...]
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August 20th, 2009 §
We open up on Bill digging a grave for Jessica, who lies nearby, recently ex-sanguinated, while Pam pokes and prods, and checks the panties of his new friend. Bill gets frustrated and tells Pam to leave her alone, and the two get into a long, existential argument about the lives of vampires. Pam is all [...]
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August 8th, 2009 §
Sam wakes up to a screaming Sookie, and the sexy naked bar owner flops around for a moment before Sookie settles far away, and tells him to leave; very loudly. While Sam tries to explain, Sookie misunderstands, and thinks Sam is the murderer, before she clocks him one, and takes off to hide in the [...]
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August 7th, 2009 §
We open up where we left off in episode 8, –with a very pissed off Longshadow ready to choke the life out of Sookie; Bill’s fangs extend, while Eric watches solemnly, and Pam rolls her eyes at his side, at Ginger’s high pitched, continuous shrieking. Pam tells her “enough!” and Eric politely says ‘Thank you”, [...]
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