November 20th, 2009 § 2
The interview is Stephenie Meyer’s only appearance and discussion over the new film New Moon, –so the Twilight lovers and Meyer fans will just have to wait for the next movie to hear from Stephenie, I guess. Oprah starts by introducing the non-believers to the books, and the films so far. Then, of course! a [...]
[ Read More → ]November 7th, 2009 § 1
If you’ve never read or seen ‘Salem’s Lot, shame on you. But here’s the run-down for those of you who still need to put this stuff on your to-do list. In Stephen King’s best-selling novel, –probably still bringing in a ton of cash, –vampires are hardcore, nothing like the sissified vampires of the modern world. [...]
[ Read More → ]November 5th, 2009 § 0
Vampirella, 1969 – So, you’re a hot alien vampire chick from planet Draculon, why not wear a red thong suit that fits like a surgical glove, thigh high boots, and go hunt the evil kind of vampires? Forrest J. Ackerman thought this was a great idea, and then created Vampirella, who started out as a [...]
[ Read More → ]November 2nd, 2009 § 2
What is immortality? And do vampires actually possess this impervious quality? Let’s look at the facts first. What can kill a vampire? According to popular beliefs, or traditional beliefs; not necessarily all of these methods are accurate, it’s all a mater of perspective:
Sunlight
Wooden stake through the heart
Silver
Decapitation
Incineration
Garlic
Religious Artifacts (crosses, holy water, the host)
Starvation
Hive Concept (kill [...]
October 31st, 2009 § 0
The Hive Concept applies to vampires in some cases, as far as my dedicated research into theatrical examples goes. Surely, a few of you have seen The Forsaken, circa 2001. This movie’s vampire traditions were that if you killed the lead vampire, then the curse would vanish in all of his progeny. This is the [...]
[ Read More → ]October 28th, 2009 § 0
It’s not enough to lock your door, listen to techno, and play certain scenes of Twilight, or Underworld on loop while you rub one out to your favorite vampire hottie moments. You have to be truly dedicated to achieving orgasm through fabulous sex toys like the ones we’ve gathered for you here today!
1. The Succu-Dry [...]
October 21st, 2009 § 0
At long last the trailer for the latest vampire movie, The Bleeding, has been released for our hungry eyes to view. The movie is directed by the multitalented Charles Picerni, who is best known for his stunt work in everything from Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Rush Hour 3. The cast of this new vamp [...]
[ Read More → ]October 9th, 2009 § 3
Fun fact about me; I love soundtracks. I will buy soundtracks to movies and shows I have never even seen before just because you usually get awesome music from them, it’s true. In all honesty my favorite part of the first Twilight movie was its soundtrack. You had Paramore’s spine tingling and breathtaking vocals, Mute [...]
[ Read More → ]September 28th, 2009 § 0
I love to go back in time, –to the 80’s, when clothes were wild, hair was huge, jewelry was plastic and abundant, and V.C. Andrews was considered popular enough to inspire a movie starring Kristy Swanson, –you might remember her from an equally low budget, made for television movie called “Mr. Boogedy.” In Flowers in [...]
[ Read More → ]September 28th, 2009 § 0
Look at this guy; smart-looking, –we say “looking” because he is, after all, an actor. It’s Robert Sean Leonard, all starched and clean, and cute. He’s suave, he’s charismatic, and he plays Greg House’s right hand man on House, M.D.. But did you know, he also once checked to make sure he wasn’t castrated in [...]
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