Is this really necessary? Spoof films are dead, people, let’s just move on. From Epic Movie, to Disaster Movie, and the 9 billion other spoof films out there that keep coming with unrelenting gusto, did they really need to make fun of vampire movies, in such a humiliating light? Oh don’t get me wrong, –20th…
Tag: Vampires
Rewriting Twilight
I was quite skeptical about getting into the whole Twilight thing; as a matter of fact, I boycotted the multimillion dollar blockbuster as well as the books every chance that I got. Why? I’m simply not a conformist and that’s that. After one of my closest friends came to visit for the weekend about a…
A Day in the Life of a Vampire
The following was taken from a true vampire’s diary; it was found in a deserted basement where a mass murder took place. A police report was filed but the mystery remains as to who these people were… 6:00AM: Head to the headbanger’s ball … we don’t mean glam rock or anything like that, but actually…
Blood & Donuts
For some reason, I just never got around to alerting the world about this film, –you can’t even find it on Netflix! And it’s not like it’s an ancient vampire movie (or worse, something made in the 70s), it was released in 1995. The film is, in some ways, almost un-findable, but still a cult…
Vampire Evolution
OMG, where am I? It’s dark, dank, and kind of smells like crusted-over blood in these quarters. The last thing I remember, I was at my desk at school studying for one of my summer class finals. Wait one second … I’m in a coffin! If I’m in a coffin, I must be dead, right?…
True Blood Sunday Presents: In Memorium (Part 2)
This is the last and final In Memorium for True Blood, –at least for the last two seasons. I’m sure in Season 3, a lot more people will be dropping dead, so when it’s over, we’ll have a part 3 addendum to this. Before I start in, I’d like to mention that there are a…
Latino/Spanglish Vampire Movie: Vampiro 2009
This is probably the single most amazing, -and hilarious, movie, I’ve seen all year. You rarely see Latino vampires, and no, of course I didn’t forget From Dusk til Dawn, but this is different. This is a Latino b-vampire-movie. ‘Vampiro’ is Senor Casanova, half-vampire, half-human; so basically, he’s the Latino answer to the ‘Blade’ franchise.…
Fangtastic Books Coming Soon To A Store Near You!
If you’ve been to the book store recently you may have noticed that vampires have taken over the shelves (and possibly the world), but it doesn’t stop there, more fang-filled books are on the way! Here’s a peek at a few of them: Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story by Adam Rex About…
Man Tells Cops He’s a Vampire
You vampire fans hungry for a bit of bizarre news? Well here you go – A man from Royal Oak, Ohio was found staggering outside Drug Mart at 3 a.m. Saturday and he wasn’t looking to shop, he was looking for blood. 21-year-old Andrew Whiteman of Royal Oak told Lorain County sheriff’s deputies he was…
Vampires Have Invaded Fiverr!
Fiverr is a new site that can basically be summed up with well, … five words: “The things people do for $5” –the symbol and number doesn’t count as a word. When we searched vampire related tasks, there was a huge list of vampire theme tasks and products and services offered by people for $5.…