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I haven’t actually heard much of anything on MTV’s cop mockumentary Death Valley since it first aired last year, but apparently it’s now available to own on DVD. Yup, now you can get all of the cop on supernatural action you want. The show is very much like Reno 911, but instead of busting your …
If you’re looking for a ridiculously silly and entertaining video game to play then I’ve got just the thing – Vampires v. Zombies! Coming December 6 from Viva Media, Vampires v. Zombies takes players into a bizarre world of exploding pumpkins, man-eating plants, and of course, rotting zombies and bloodthirsty vampires. Check out the game …
…it wasn’t as bad as I was expecting. Death Valley is a new mockumentary brought to us via MTV. This show is like Cops, or rather, like Reno 911 since it’s a fake cop show. However, this comedy is a little different than Reno 911 for the cops of Death Valley deal with vampires, werewolves …
September is bringing us all sorts of fangtastic goodies! Loads of vampire books are being released this month, everything from vampire romance to vampire horror, fiction to nonfiction, there’s something for everyone. Have a look at the September releases and let me know in a comment below which book you plan on picking up. (Click …
Yup, MTV is trying to be funny again. Apparently all of those countless failed attempts and canceled shows haven’t crushed their spirits yet. Yeah. Well, about a year ago I wrote about MTV’s plans to create a Cops/Reno 911 type of mockumentary titled Death Valley, which would feature werewolves, zombies and vampires. The idea sounded …
Stake Land is a combination of Zombieland and The Road; the setting is bleak, and the zombies are vampires. Really, that’s all there is to it. The ‘vampires’ aren’t thinking machines, they’re crazed, and honestly, the fangs and pace at which they move are really the only thing that separates them from zombies. Once again, …
“Living investigator. Undead clients. Zombie partner. No pulse? No problem.” So says the tagline of the upcoming flick Dylan Dog: Dead of Night, which is hitting theaters April 29, 2011. When I first heard about this movie months ago I figured the only undead in it were zombies, not vampires, but according to the official …
You wouldn’t think that a script about a human teenager, a vampire, and a zombie who must save their town from an alien invasion would actually be made into a movie, but believe it or not, it will be. The film idea is so out there and over the top that it has been appropriately …
Abigail Breslin, alas, yet another preteen is struck with the Twilight fever! Apparently, not only has Breslin caught Twilight-fan-fever, but she’s also sided with either Team Edward or Team Jacob. But will she say which one? And why is she so paranoid about the other Twihards? Maybe it’s because in her new movie… she is …
After taking one of those “Who Were You?” quizzes on Facebook recently, it turns out that I am a direct descendant of one of the most powerful and oldest vampires in history. The results showed that I didn’t just become a vampire out of nowhere, but simply put, I was just born evil. You may …
PollyGrind is one of the biggest events for grindhouse and trash film lovers this year. PollyGrind will be presenting thirteen different grindhouse horror films during their film festival, from May 12 – 16 in Vegas at the Sci-Fi Center. The long name is the ‘Polly Staffle Grindhouse Fest’, –it’s the first one ever, and it’s …
There’s more out there than Twilight, people; for example, there’s a new trend in historical fiction: re-writing classics to include monsters, or re-writing a particular president’s life story, to include vampires. Sure, you know what I mean; Seth Grahame-Smith’s ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.’ Most seemed to agree that the book was highly entertaining, though one …
It’s hard to find a great horror comedy; unfortunately the majority of horror comedy is in ‘spoof’ form. Wading through the many idiotic spoof films is like trying to fight your way out of the post office during an employee riot. Everywhere you look, there’s blood, guts, and neuroses. And not even the entertaining kind. …
Meet Charby the Vampirate; part vampire, part pirate. This is a web comic written by Amy Stoffolino, who writes under the handle “Amelius.” Charby was born on a ship where he was a slave to pirates who verbally abused him and beat him daily. He runs away from the pirates, only to have his throat …
Finally! Finally a big name vampire video game is coming to the Wii, PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360! Don’t get me wrong, those browser games and iPhone games are all well and good but it’s time for a console game. The Grinder is a first-person shooter video game in development by High Voltage Software …
It looks like we’re getting another vampire movie, but this time it’ll have werewolves and zombies as well. Not only that, but the brilliant minds of DreamWorks Animation are behind the project. A real quick refresher – DreamWorks are the ones responsible for the amazing Shrek, Madagascar, Over the Hedge and a handful of more …
All this talk about vampires, but what the heck is a vampire anyway? The definition has changed so much over time, that what once was considered a vampire is now called something else. The original European vampires were more like what we would call zombies today. Vampires have been based on demons and ghoulish spirits …
I just recently got a couple Tattered Star t-shirts in the mail, and I have to say, I’m pretty effing thrilled with them. The guys over at Tattered Star have a pretty awesome selection of monster shirts, with witty sayings on them, you know. Example, one of my shirts says “Conserve Water, Drink Blood”– how …