“Toothy the Vampire, had a graveyard stench, all right. Her face was pale, and her breath was stale when we dug her up last night…”
You seriously need to click on this one and read the full article to fully appreciate the awesomeness. And then find the music for Frosty the Snowman. This is ingenious. At first I didn’t get it and then I was like “Oh! this is Frosty!”… except more awesome and grosser.
Dancing dirty vampire girl, thumpety thump indeed. And while you’re there, check out the book trailers for more horror and shock in print.
I am a ,~VAMPIRE~ and I am proud of it…