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So, you want to know what the latest fad is? Twilight drinking games. I’ve been seeing this all over the interwebs lately, I guess some people feel the only way they can enjoy watching the Twilight flicks is when they’re drunk.

Before I jump into the drinking rules, I have to say BE SAFE! Yea yea, but really, don’t drink and drive and don’t drink if you’re under age. Please and thank you.

Onwards! Here’s a list of various ways to make watching Twilight (and Kristen Stewart’s acting) a bit easier:

  • Take a drink every time Bella touches her hair
  • Take a drink every time Edward looks constipated
  • Take a drink every time Bella looks constipated
  • Take a drink every time Bella stammers
  • Take a drink every time Edward says he is dangerous
  • Take a drink every time Edward and Bella stare into each others eyes for more than 3 seconds
  • Take a drink every time  Charlie looks very, very uncomfortable
  • Take a drink every time Bella whines about something
  • Take a drink every time Bella trips - Take 2 if Edward saves her
  • Take a drink whenever Alice has a vision
  • Take a drink every time Jasper makes wide open crazy eyes
  • Take a drink every time Mike refers to Bella as “Arizona”
  • Take a drink every time Bella bites her lip
  • Take a drink whenever Edward treats Bella like a child
  • Chug your drink when a vampire sparkles - don't stop until the sparkling does/you finish your drink
  • Take a drink every time any vampire hisses like a cat
  • Take a drink every time Bella quotes a book/person
  • Take a drink every time Bella says/acts like she can't live without Edward
  • Take a drink every time Edward says something rude to Bella
  • Take a drink every time you see Jacob shirtless
  • Take a drink every time Jacob tries to get Bella's attention
  • Take two big drinks every time someone says the word “monkey”

Yea, you get the idea. But just a warning, it’s not wise to do ALL of those at once. You may die. And going out while watching Twilight isn't exactly badass.

But that’s not all folks, there’s even drinking games for when you’re reading Twilight. ComicsAlliance's Twilight Drinking Game is hilarious, and perfect fun for the booze loving Twilight hater.

- Moonlight

About the Author

Moonlight (aka Amanda) loves to write about, read about and learn about everything pertaining to vampires. She writes for top genre sites like vampires.com and werewolves.com. You will most likely find her huddled over a book of vampire folklore with coffee in hand. Touch her coffee and she may bite you (and not in the fun way). You can stalk her via her Twitter http://twitter.com/deaaqua