What Would These 16 Pop Stars & Teen Celebs Look Like as Vampires?

Ummm… can we get another “Twilight” movie?!

First of all, I always knew that Miley Cyrus was a vampire… a psychic vampire. Every time I see her on TV, or read about her because some asshole shared something on my wall about her on Facebook… I feel my energy just drain, right out of my body. Ariana Grande as a vampire looks like… well. Normal, honestly. Like she was meant to have red eyes and fangs. Zendaya and Harry Styles have their tongues hanging out, no doubt trying to emulate Miley Cyrus, –they don’t make good vampires.

Dude, the guys from One Direction, dressed up as vampires… not hard to picture at all, especially in this photo where they’re all wearing black. To me, this is just them transitioning from boy band, to emo band, –which is probably going to happen anyway. Ew. Emma Watson is my favorite vampire, –it looks great on her. Jennifer Lawrence as a vampire… creeps me out. Taylor Swift looks a few quarts low, and Selena Gomez makes a seriously gross looking bloodsucker, –and her vampire makeup sucks too. My second favorite is the girls from Pretty Little Liars; they look like … again, even more natural as the undead. It would definitely improve the show. 

By annimi

Ashley writes for Vampires.com, Werewolves.com, and other sites in the Darksites Network. She's involved in several seedy and disreputable activities, smokes too much, and spends her late nights procrastinating for work on her first novel.

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