10 Gifts For Vampire Lovers

vampire santaIt’s that time of year! The time to love, laugh and celebrate the holidays – and what better way to celebrate than with undead gifts. If you’re having trouble finding a gift for a vampire fan here are 10 ideas to help you out…

1. Twilight Perfume
Yea this first one is for the Twilight fans. This is the perfect gift for the Twilight fangirl that wants to smell just like Bella…who apparently smells like irresistible lavender fields. Or hell, you can buy the Volturi body spray and lotion spa set, which smells like commanding royal fruits. Ooooh yeaa.

2. The Sun Is Trying to Kill Me T-shirt
I think this just might be one of the best gifts ever for your nocturnal vampire fan. Nothing says I hate sunlight like this sweet ass t-shirt.

3. Vampire Condoms
We’ve mention these on the site before and I’m bringing it back because it’s a great gift for the lusty vampire lover. Even their website lists  why you should buy these condoms – “You don’t conform – why should your condoms” and “Vampires are legendary for their endurance.” Good enough for me.

4. Vampire Rubber Duck Soap
What do you get when you mix ducks, vampires and soap?! Um… super clean adorable and vampire-y fun! Hell yea! I know I want me some of that bubbly fang-filled goodness.

5. Jewelry
Jewelry is almost always a great gift, so vampire themed jewelry is pure win. The great thing about this is that there is so many to choose from, from this amazing choker or this kick ass necklace. There’s even a True Blood jewelry line for all the Truebies out there.

6. Vampire Hunter Game
Ok, this board game may seem a little cheesy but I used to play it all the time and it was awesome! You see, the cool thing about this board game is that you play it in the dark because it has this special light that switches from blood red to midnight blue. Fun times.

7. Over Priced Twilight Junk

If you have a mass amounts of spare cash and are shopping for a huge Twilight fangirl or boy then you can get anything from this $80 pillow, to this $330 jewelry set, or even this $140 music box. All of it Twilight themed… yeaa…

8. Dracula Mug
Buy this mug for someone so that they can drink their blood in style, because drinking  straight from the neck is soooo barbaric.

9. Life-size Buffy
Maybe the person you’re shopping for isn’t a Twilight fan, but a Buffy fan. Why not get them a life-size cardboard cutout of Buffy in all her slayer glory. Imagine it in their living room (or bedroom), it’s sure to be a great conversation piece.

10. Vampire Parking Sign
Everyone has issues finding a good parking spot, even vampires. So why not buy this useful gift for the vampire in your life. It even has a nice warning on it.

Happy holidays!

– Moonlight

By Moonlight

Moonlight (aka Amanda) loves to write about, read about and learn about everything pertaining to vampires. You will most likely find her huddled over a book of vampire folklore with coffee in hand. Touch her coffee and she may bite you (and not in the fun way).


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  5. Love those vampire ducks! Naturally I must chime in that vampire lovers obviously need a guide to vampire dating, so why not “How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful”? Imagine her joy when she pulls this little volume out of her stocking (and it’s currently like ten bucks from Amazon or Barnes & Noble online). Full info here: http://www.dianalaurence.com/vampire/holiday Thanks for letting me share this tip! And happy holidays from Mordred, Conner, and my vampire gang…

  6. hi all vampire lovers, why not take a look at our new site with fine art from the hammer films archives, featuring a superb print of yutte stensgaard from Lust for a Vampire, currently our most popular image – though we are updating the content all the time

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