Who would you vote for? 1. Vaun from ‘The Strain’ He’s not even half as insane as his psycho-procreators, and he seems to have an idea about keeping his need to feed under control. I feel like… we could go far with this guy as our world dictator. 2. Gary Oldman’s Version of ‘Dracula’ Oh…
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10 True Blood Dating Tips; Wisdom From The Coffin and Beyond
1. Respect Your Date Everyone has feelings, so try not to stare at any physical defects, even if their dental issues skeev you out. 2. Wear What You’re Comfortable In The lumberjack look doesn’t work for everyone… but when it works, it …shit, what was I talking about? 3. Be Willing to Try New Foods…
10 Things Vampires Cry About… That Humans Don’t
1. Gettin’ All …Ashy I can’t help but see this part now and think, “He just needs a better moisturizer.” 2. A Really Bad Sunburn I won’t sit back and lie to y’all; I’ve cried about a sunburn at least once in my life. 3. Bad Take-out. “You’re eating maggots, Michael.” I’d be like, “Dude,…
Jo & Alaric: First Comes Love, Then Comes… ‘The Vampire Diaries’
“Jo and Alaric’s wedding day has arrived in The Vampire Diaries 6×21 “I’ll Wed You in the Golden Sunshine”!” Weddings bells are ringing as it’s time for Alaric and Jo to take the leap and get hitched. We’ve seen working up to this point for a while and finally someone might be having something to…
‘It’s a Vampire!’ – Free, Fun, and Creepy? Count Me In!
Short horror comic featuring vampires. Short horror comic indeed! Found this little comic book today and it’s an interesting read as it includes a one-shot story about a vampire hunter that looks an awful lot like Geralt of Rivia and packing a serious …thingy. Oh my. It’s a very simple story of a story tavern…
Finally, A Vampire Satire That Doesn’t Diss The Genre: ‘The Sins of Dracula’
Plenty of Sinful Satire In ‘The Sins Of Dracula’ A lot… a metric f*ckton even, of movies out there, make fun of recent vampire films, especially Twilight –but truth be told, they’re really asking for it, –but most of these movies aren’t actually making a point of pointing a finger at anything other than the vampire horror…
BloodRayne: Betrayal Gets An Enhanced PC Release on Steam!
Majesco is looking to lure in unsuspecting victims today, as BloodRayne: Betrayal sinks its teeth into the PC market with a Steam … Our source isn’t the only BloodRayne fan around, I am also a lover or the original game, and I know at least one other person who liked it too. Unfortunately, ever since those first…
12 Of The Biggest Beefs Between Characters On The Vampire Diaries
Counting the 15 biggest problems that characters from The Vampire Diaries have had with each other over the years, –past and present. I mean, between all the main characters on this show, they’ve all wanted to kill each other at some point or another. And then somehow, they all end up having sex, or kissing, or crushing…
‘The Strain’ Season 2 Preview Video
“Your whole world can change in the matter of seconds. Prepare to fight this Summer on FX.” This video is almost like an allegory for remembering to ask for ID when you go to a club; you can’t trust a pretty girl she could be jail bait in disguise! She looks like a sweet, innocent…
Faking News: Count Dracula Addresses The Masses Regarding Vampire Rights
Count Vlad Tepes the impaler from Transylvania, properly addressed as Count Dracula, was in city to inaugurate an exhibition on ancient European arts. If the immensely popular Count Dracula was out and about today, the vampire world would probably shock him. In the article, he refers to the majority of vampire films as being “too…