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Vampire Evolution III

I had to navigate my way through newborn death; apparently the Vampiress didn’t only turn me that night, but several others as well – but I’ll get to that part later. Ornately decorated wooden coffins lined the basement like little soldiers preparing for battle. As I made my way up the dimly lit stairwell,  I…Continue readingVampire Evolution III

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Vampire Evolution II

Last time you came across my story, the female vampire flung my almost lifeless corpse into the nearest box and the rest was history … until I started-in on my transformation. As the venomous blood droplets from the she-devil dispersed into my body’s system, the pain grew thicker and thicker. I could feel my soul…Continue readingVampire Evolution II

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Vampire Mermaids of the Deep

For years, I have been obsessed with mermaids; ever since I was a young lad and attended a ghost walk down in the southern region of the U.S., they were all I ever thought about. This pirate named Terry told a tale of an older fisherman taking a beautiful mermaid from the sea – without…Continue readingVampire Mermaids of the Deep

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Alejandro

Today, little monsters united in the Haus of Gaga; they literally crashed Lady Gaga’s website, secondary website and Twitter page. There was a lot of love and support for the gothic queen across the world. Why, do you ask? Her next single, “Alejandro” premiered across the web. In the past, I have referred to Lady…Continue readingAlejandro

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Vampires and the City

As I sit here in my blandly decorated coffin on this incredibly disgusting bright and sunny day … I wonder, “Isn’t there an easier way to survive without having to feed off of human beings?” Just the other day, I was out to lunch at Bloodlo (the HOTTEST new little blood-tasting café on 5th and…Continue readingVampires and the City

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Rewriting Twilight

I was quite skeptical about getting into the whole Twilight thing; as a matter of fact, I boycotted the multimillion dollar blockbuster as well as the books every chance that I got. Why? I’m simply not a conformist and that’s that. After one of my closest friends came to visit for the weekend about a…Continue readingRewriting Twilight

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A Day in the Life of a Vampire

The following was taken from a true vampire’s diary; it was found in a deserted basement where a mass murder took place. A police report was filed but the mystery remains as to who these people were… 6:00AM: Head to the headbanger’s ball … we don’t mean glam rock or anything like that, but actually…Continue readingA Day in the Life of a Vampire

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Cullens versus Salvatores

Have you ever wondered which mainstream vampire family would win in a battle? Cullen Strong Point: The Cullen family is comprised of a bunch of misfits; on the contrary, they have each other’s backs and certainly don’t fool around when push comes to shove. Some may say that Alice is the strongest link of the…Continue readingCullens versus Salvatores

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Vampire Evolution

OMG, where am I? It’s dark, dank, and kind of smells like crusted-over blood in these quarters. The last thing I remember, I was at my desk at school studying for one of my summer class finals. Wait one second … I’m in a coffin! If I’m in a coffin, I must be dead, right?…Continue readingVampire Evolution

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Vampire Restaurants

Good evening my sweets. Somewhere around the world, a dinner bell is ringing. Gather your covens around the bloody coffin and listen (read, rather) to what I dug-up about vampire-themed restaurants. Vampire Café- Located in the Ginza section of great Tokyo, this extravagant vampire-themed place offers well, all things vampire! Diners and Dracula enthusiasts alike…Continue readingVampire Restaurants

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Vampire Confections, etc.

You guys have come to this website time and time again to get the latest and greatest on all things vampire. We have covered topics such as how to dress like the undead, where to hang-out, as well as endless conclusions and gossip about the hottest vampire shows on television. But have you ever read…Continue readingVampire Confections, etc.

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Vampire Vacations

If you’re an adventurous kind of person, you should consider going on a vampire vacation. I’m not talking about mapping out where you can spot a real vampire and gearing-up by purchasing mass amounts of holy water and the like. If you’re a true vampire fan, you should travel around the world and country to…Continue readingVampire Vacations