What’s Next for Jason: Tom McLoughlin’s Idea

He's still out there...

Tom McLoughlin brought us one of the most fun films in the FRIDAY THE 13TH franchise, FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES, serving as both writer and director. Arguably the first filmmaker to realize that the FRIDAY movies are inherently funny—and that’s it’s not only acceptable to lean into that humor but it makes…

Because I Have To: FIRST KILL

Can you sense my enthusiasm? I don’t think you can sense my enthusiasm. I don’t think I can sense it, either. Maybe somebody with a microscope could detect it. An electron microscope. They’re the only kind capable of magnifying atoms to a size that can be observed, or so my middle school Science teacher told…

Reversible Death

On tour this summer, opening for Blankets for Kittens, it’s the baddest band in the land…Reversible Death! And rest assured they will be performing their number one hit, “Dead Eyes (Open Again)”! After five hours of deadness, scientists have succeeded in restoring function in eyes that “resembling those [abilities] recorded from living subjects”. Hold up.…

What’s Next for Jason?

Having just celebrated another Friday the 13th, the minds of all the Horror faithful turned to matters cinematic, to a certain Mr. Jason Voorhees, who has been too long missing from the silver screen. The lawsuit that has kept the movie franchise trapped in the doldrums for the past several years is largely a matter…

Nightmare Coffee

I do not drink coffee. I do not drink coffee. I do not drink coffee. I do not *like* coffee! I’m just going to keep telling myself this, over and over, and hope it sticks. Otherwise I’m gonna go broke. Buying coffee. Which I don’t drink. Which I don’t like. See, the problem is, Dead…

DOCTOR STRANGE GOES STAR WARS

If I had any complaint about DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS, it would be that they didn’t take advantage of the opportunity afforded to show the fans more universes. They so easily could have. Quick, second-long glimpses of. Say, the X-Men universe (well, they did give us Professor X, so there’s that), the…

Danzig and Purging

Glenn Danzig is the Tommy Wiseau of the Horror genre. And he has his sights set on some werewolf action! Speaking with the folks at the podcast Radioactive with Mike Z, Danzig dropped some of his future plans, and they sound delicious. “The Vampires’ Vengeance is the Death Rider sequel [that is to say, a…