Celebites: Robert Pattinson is Allergic to Vaginas
Robert Pattinson has recently done a photo shoot with Details magazine that involves some dirty talk on Rob’s part, and a photo shoot with models that are completely naked. But there’s more. There’s also a very lengthy interview between Jenny, the interviewer, and of course, Rob. And if Â you had this picture in your head of Rob as some sort of broody fellow who was an incredible intellectual, and was some sort of genius, then this interview paints just the right picture for you.
Aside from that, the whole interview really does just seem like a conversation between two good friends. Both Rob and Jenny talk like truckers, and they run the gamut of topics, from a new movie idea, to horrible diseases, to how Rob is a compulsive eater, to Rob perhaps making a racist joke when he refers to ‘Negroes’ but I’m not even sure what he meant so it’s hard to say. I’m pretty sure that’s not a great word to use though. Besides his slightly racial slur, Rob seems to be pretty level-headed and really like someone that you could just sit and have a beer with. And if he had kept the whole broody and mysterious image up for a little while longer, I think he would have done well. But then he starts talking about how he’s allergic to vaginas. Oh, this isn’t good.
Does Rob not realize that people already make fun of him because he sparkles? A statement like this isn’t sending the message he wants, I don’t think. He’s actually referring to the photo shoot he did for the magazine, and how it made him a bit uncomfortable.Â This is the excerpt from Details magazine,
“He tried to let go a little bit with the photo shoot accompanying this interviewâit wasn’t easy.
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
The whole interview is like that. Just very human, and all Rob, just the way he is. It is very, very long but you can read it in its entirety at Details here. At the end of the story, there’s the photo shoot gallery which is very, very NSFW. What can I say? Even though I love his character, Edward, I’ve just never really gotten weak in the knees for Robert Pattinson. But I think even I would be feeling a little faintish if Rob were waiting in a hotel bar for me. Ya know, just to chat and have a beer. Ya, I could definitely get onboard with that.