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Over at our sister site this week, I waxed eloquent about how certain movies, based on their titles alone, appeal to me, how they sufficiently inform me for me to know with certainty that I will love them. This here is another such example. CHUPACABRA TERRITORY. The title says it all. I don’t need to know anything else. If the movie is good, great. If the movie sucks, that might be even better. It has Chupacabras in it. Real ones—with “real” being a relative term, here—not those poor hairless coyotes one so often sees on the news.

I love me some Chupas. I remember back in the 90s, when the first reports of the bloodsucking cryptids were first appearing, how I would inform my non-Horror and non-Cryptozoologically-minded friends that the word “Chupacabra” literally translates as “goat sucker”; they would have a good laugh. But the Chupacabra is nothing to laugh at—especially is you’re a goat or a chicken. The cover image on the BluRay case for this flick looks wicked cool, and the trailer promises much glorious cornball fun. It’s found-footage, which normally would make me groan, but as they appear to be deliberately spoofing the BLAIR WITCH, here, I’ll give ‘em a pass for it.

Beware the Goat-sucker!

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase here:


TheCheezman • April 13, 2017

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