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Cool Vampire-flavored Swag

You may have noticed, if you’ve followed this site for awhile, if I have a topic from which I can’t manage to milk a full article’s worth of commentary, I will pair it with another similar topic to create a cool little double-feature. Sometimes I’ll even go for a triple. This article you are now reading is going to be one of those.

First up, check out Eerie Eva. She’s supposed to be life-sized. Beautiful, isn’t she? And she’s got some gorgeous locks. Very Morticia Adams, or Lucy Westenra after her transformation into one of the undead. Lots of other neat stuff on the site, too, but it was Eva who first caught my eye.

This other product, a brightly colored IT T-shirt (featuring Tim Curry’s Pennywise, not the Pennywise from the upcoming remake of IT) I chanced upon in, of all places, Walmart. At a cost of only $7.50, it’s as good a bargain as you’re likely to find.

And there are more creepy clowns, as well as coffins, haunted houses, and more, at horrornaments.com. That’s right, those clowns, caskets, doll’s heads, demonic elves, etc. are all CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENTS. Owning a few of them is guaranteed to make your tree this holiday season the coolest in the neighborhood. If you want one of the coffins, though, you’d better hurry. One of the two styles is already sold out.

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763 MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

TheCheezman • September 12, 2017


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