Yea, you read that title correctly, a woman in Grand Junction, Colorado claims that she spotted a vampires on the road ahead of her and it scared her so much that she threw her car into reverse and backed it into a canal around 11 pm.
Authorities said that the woman was driving on a dirt road at K and 20 Roads near Fruita when she says she encountered the vampire.
The woman was not injured. Her husband arrived on the scene and took her home. Troopers said that they do not suspect alcohol or drugs to be factors in this accident.
They also added that they found no evidence of a vampire.
I wonder why she thought it was a vampire? Hmmm.
Man Dies Watching The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
I know this isn’t appropriate since a man is dead but… ahahahaha. Ahem. Anyway, A 23-year-old man watching Eclipse in Wellington, New Zealand was found dead after the show. He arrived at the theater to watch the 6 pm screening of the popular film.
The man, whose name has not been released, was described as a visitor in the area. His body was found by the cleaning crew at 8:30 pm after the movie was over and they were preparing the theater for another showing.
The theater was closed while the police were on the scene, but the show did go on in another part of the building while the police were investigating.
There is still no word as to how the man died, but feel free to add your own jokes or theories. Like, Jacob’s hot abs were too much to handle, or that the movie was so bad the man couldn’t go on living… I’ll stop now.