I’m sure you all remember me reporting on the new production of DRACULA that the folks behind the SHERLOCK series were cooking up. I had such high hopes for it. I still do. It’s just that now I know that I won’t be able to watch it. Not readily. Not as soon as it comes out, hot off the press, so to speak, fresh out of the oven. I will have to wait for the series to arrive on DVD, because it will be broadcast on Netflix and will be available initially only by livestreaming.
I don’t use profanity on this site (or on our sister sites werewolves.com and darkness.com). Not unless I’m, like, really, really mad. A little light profanity, sure, but no hardcore stuff. I figure there are kids reading, and cussing in front of kids is uncouth. Yeah, I know they’ve heard all the words before. I’m sure they could teach ME some words I’d never heard before. That’s not the point.
But this news makes me WANT to cuss up a storm. So imagine that you are reading a litany of curse words that would abash the most seasoned sailor. Netflix has become a bane to my existence. I hate this “streaming” shite. (Like I said, “light” profanity.) Quit stealing all the good material, Netflix! Don’t keep me from my Dracula!
WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless.
Denn die totden reiten schnell!