We have a lot of Twilight related posts on this site and most of them are good. But I bet some of you Twilight haters out there are feeling a little left out. Right? Well this post is for those of you that just can’t stand Twilight, can’t stand the whiny glittery vampires, the cheesy star-crossed lovers story and can’t stand seeing Twilight every single place you go – from school to the mall. Yes, this post is for those that are anti-Twilight. Here’s a list of some anti-Twilight goodies to help you fight back against those fanboys and girls.
First up is some clothing, perfect to wear any time! Personally, I think you should buy one of these shirts, wear it, go to the New Moon movie opening and just circle the fangirls and boys standing in line for the movie.
This Buffy Vs. Edward shirt is for sure one my favorites. Bringing back the ass-kicking Buffy to take care of that damned Edward. Rock on!
Then there is this T.W.I.L.I.G.H.T. shirt. What does Twilight stand for according to this shirt? “Terribly Written Imaginationless Load of Irredeemably Gratuitous Heave-worthy Trash.” Oh yea, that one is sure to piss off a lot of fans (even if it has a made up word in it, haha). Those are only two shirts though, there are countless others.
Onto other things besides clothing, well, you have this lovely little coffee mug here. This one that says “If I wanted a stone that sparkled I’d get a diamond not a vampire” haha, excellent. Oh oh, and here it an awesome tote bag that says what SO many of us think, “Real vampires don’t sparkle.” Damn right.
Then there are dozens and dozens of bumper stickers for your car that show off your Twilight hate. I like the one that says “Most guys who sparkle… aren’t into girls” and this one, “Vampires were cool until Twilight made them pansies.” Just type in “Twilight hate” into the search and this is all you get. Yay!
There are loads of more out there, but this is a good start for those that are anti-Twilight. Stay strong Twilight haters, you aren’t alone.
And we’ll end this post with this hilarious Twilight Sucks video, check it out…
– Moonlight
