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Do YOU hate Twilight? Read on!

We have a lot of Twilight related posts on this site and most of them are good. But I bet some of you Twilight haters out there are feeling a little left out. Right? Well this post is for those of you that just can’t stand Twilight, can’t stand the whiny glittery vampires, the cheesy star-crossed lovers story and can’t stand seeing Twilight every single place you go – from school to the mall. Yes, this post is for those that are anti-Twilight. Here’s a list of some anti-Twilight goodies to help you fight back against those fanboys and girls.

First up is some clothing, perfect to wear any time! Personally, I think you should buy one of these shirts, wear it, go to the New Moon movie opening and just circle the fangirls and boys standing in line for the movie.

This Buffy Vs. Edward shirt is for sure one my favorites. Bringing back the ass-kicking Buffy to take care of that damned Edward. Rock on!

Then there is this T.W.I.L.I.G.H.T. shirt. What does Twilight stand for according to this shirt? “Terribly Written Imaginationless Load of Irredeemably Gratuitous Heave-worthy Trash.” Oh yea, that one is sure to piss off a lot of fans (even if it has a made up word in it, haha). Those are only two shirts though, there are countless others.

Onto other things besides clothing, well, you have this lovely little coffee mug here. This one that says “If I wanted a stone that sparkled I’d get a diamond not a vampire” haha, excellent. Oh oh, and here it an awesome tote bag that says what SO many of us think, “Real vampires don’t sparkle.” Damn right.

Then there are dozens and dozens of bumper stickers for your car that show off your Twilight hate. I like the one that says “Most guys who sparkle… aren’t into girls” and this one, “Vampires were cool until Twilight made them pansies.” Just type in “Twilight hate” into the search and this is all you get. Yay!

There are loads of more out there, but this is a good start for those that are anti-Twilight. Stay strong Twilight haters, you aren’t alone.

And we’ll end this post with this hilarious Twilight Sucks video, check it out…

– Moonlight

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Moonlight • November 5, 2009


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  3. stephanie November 6, 2009 - 12:30 pm Reply

    who says vampires don’t sparkle. it is just someones perception of vampires and i think it is a beautiful one. the twilight movie is amazing. i would do anything to be bella.

    • Kurt November 8, 2009 - 1:01 pm Reply

      its true, not so many films or books (if any) have took over 100years of legend stuck it in a meat grinder with some pop boyband frills, a dash a school girl fantasy of the dreamyest guy & a sprinkle of “danger”, (well realy just “oohh” with an Angel hair-do not “danger”,) the end result becomes the trash of twilight.
      its strange how inraged any woman,.,.,soz girl, becomes when you say you dont like theses books or films, i lv’d “interview with a vampire” a story of the torment of imortality. “Near Dark” the burden that comes with the darkgift. “30days of night” the demonic side of being a vampire,.,of course there are more fine tails of vampires, but twilight is way way down on the list , dont get me wrong im 1 for true love, but a wet fantasy fake love move aint gona be 1 of them, i’ll be buying the above tshirts for sure & wearing proudly to the new moon showing:P & im sure i’ll be lol’n from start to finish of it all
      DEATH TO EDWARD to pouty fool, your immortal so act like it, stop being a poof, Kain would run you through with the reaver years ago for bringing shame the race!

      • nichole williams December 7, 2009 - 12:45 pm Reply

        for all u ppl AGAINST TWILIGHT… u just dont understand how much vampires rock. if u think bout it they can live for thousands of years, u can see really good in the dark, and plus if ur outside at night by ur self and somone tries attacting u, u can fight them off. vampires may not exsist but dreams do. there are kids out there who think vampires are awsome, and they think they wana meet one someday, are u ready to ruin and crush their dreams? if u tell kids ampires suck, or u dont like them, so many kids would hate u, and never talk too u again, do u want ur kids doing that????? think b4 u say something u will regret!!!!

        • OniLink147 August 9, 2010 - 8:38 pm Reply

          Vampires are awesome. Or should I say were, until freaking Twilight came in and started making them look like pansies. Seriously it's horribly written. If you are going to expose your children to vampires have them read Dracula. A true classic.

          • shanna October 1, 2010 - 12:06 pm

            which team are u on the cullens or the wolves or the volturior the bad vampires

  4. Adrenaline Junkie January 1, 2010 - 5:01 am Reply

    Sparkling vampires? Gosh, no wonder Bella was more scared for Edward half the time when she should have been scared for herself. If I were Edward, though, I’d be scared. Scared the frickin’ football team would beat the shit outta me for being such a pansy emo.

  5. Angelinea Harrow January 12, 2010 - 9:27 pm Reply

    I don’t hate twilight, nor do i like it. I just think we should respect other ppls works. Stephanie meyer’s story may not be good but her imagination is superb. Ppl should let their imagination go wild.

    • angel of death February 5, 2010 - 12:50 pm Reply

      if u were scared every 1 would just call u a pansy. Bella was scared for Edward because she didnt want to lose him. DUH. but i would be scared for u because if certain people thought you were a pansy they would say rhe same thing about u that u sayin about Edward. TWILIGHT SERIES ROCK!!!!!! =)

    • angel of death February 5, 2010 - 12:54 pm Reply

      i agree with you ppl should let their imagaination run wild but i guess to many ppl are scared to. but with the twilight aint good i cant agree with you. iat first i thought it was stupid but then i actually read the books and like them! her in=magination runs wilder then most ppl do, only because no one will let theirs run wild. & out of all the ppl in twilight JACOB is the cutest I LOVE TWILIGHT

  6. vamped up 918 April 23, 2010 - 8:03 pm Reply

    I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TAYLOR LUATNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT! ANYWAYS, i agree tht most ppls imaginations dont run wild…… but its not bc their not letting it, its bc they dont understand their imaginations just yet…..

  7. shanna October 1, 2010 - 12:03 pm Reply

    i really don’t care if vampires sparkle i love them all excepted the bad ones love ya all always!!!!

  8. shanna October 1, 2010 - 12:04 pm Reply

    TEAM EDWARD CULLEN AND THE REST OF THE CULLENS ALL THE WAY
    GO THE CULLENS!!!!

  9. ehecatl January 31, 2011 - 5:54 pm Reply

    what the hell is wrong with you people? How can any reasonable stable human being consider Twilight a good series with good characters? Belle is a total emo whiny co-dependent selfish bitch. How you women defend and even ADMIRE belle is beyond me. I’ve never seen a woman more selfish and insulting than that. Were I a woman I’d be insulted. She is so dependent on the man (or the alleged man that is Edward) that when she can’t have him, she goes batshit insane. She has no pride or dignity and when she goes on her suicidal hissy fit, she thinks nothing of the people that will be hurt by her decisions. She cares nothing of her father and all the shit he has to go through because of her. How she comes home beaten and bruised and offers only lies to his honest concern. Or how she collapses in the woods and her father ends up alerting the whole town so as to find her body. Then she just winds up home and again offers no explanation for her behavior. She cares nothing for the people she’s using and who’s hearts she’s breaking. No she makes decisions instead that cause a bloody war between the vampires and the wolves! And why? Why does she leave all this destruction in her wake? Because she’s denied her favorite toy. Instead of moving on and doing what’s right, she tramples all over peoples lives just to get what she wants, like some petulant child. And THIS is the woman you admire? THIS is the character you look towards as a role model!? THIS?? SEEK HELP. And really what more does their romance have than sex and proclamations of ‘love’? There is no substance behind their relationship. Why does she love him? Why does he love her? What qualities do they rely on and admire about the other? What do they love to do together? Wheres the basis for their relationship? This is never explained. All they are like is ‘oooohhh I neeed yooouu!’ but why? ‘because we loooove each other!’ But why? No explanation. Talk about a shallow and shitty romance. I’m a romance buff… But you have to actually give me one with characters that are good and you have to do better than this. Twilight is sappy, emo, shallow, and grotesque. Period.

  10. ehecatl January 31, 2011 - 5:55 pm Reply

    what the hell is wrong with you people? How can any reasonable stable human being consider Twilight a good series with good characters? Belle is a total emo whiny co-dependent selfish bitch. How you women defend and even ADMIRE belle is beyond me. I’ve never seen a woman more selfish and insulting than that. Were I a woman I’d be insulted. She is so dependent on the man (or the alleged man that is Edward) that when she can’t have him, she goes batshit insane. She has no pride or dignity and when she goes on her suicidal hissy fit, she thinks nothing of the people that will be hurt by her decisions. She cares nothing of her father and all the shit he has to go through because of her. How she comes home beaten and bruised and offers only lies to his honest concern. Or how she collapses in the woods and her father ends up alerting the whole town so as to find her body. Then she just winds up home and again offers no explanation for her behavior. She cares nothing for the people she’s using and who’s hearts she’s breaking. No she makes decisions instead that cause a bloody war between the vampires and the wolves! And why? Why does she leave all this destruction in her wake? Because she’s denied her favorite toy. Instead of moving on and doing what’s right, she tramples all over peoples lives just to get what she wants, like some petulant child. And THIS is the woman you admire? THIS is the character you look towards as a role model!? THIS?? SEEK HELP. And really what more does their romance have than sex and proclamations of ‘love’? There is no substance behind their relationship. Why does she love him? Why does he love her? What qualities do they rely on and admire about the other? What do they love to do together? Wheres the basis for their relationship? This is never explained. All they are like is ‘oooohhh I neeed yooouu!’ but why? ‘because we loooove each other!’ But why? No explanation. Talk about a shallow and shitty romance. I’m a romance buff… But you have to actually give me one with characters that are good and you have to do better than this. Twilight is sappy, emo, shallow, and grotesque. Period.

    ehecatl

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