Everything That’s Wrong With America

That headline might be a bit of an exaggeration. This isn’t *everything* that’s wrong with America today. But it’s indicative of a whole lot of what’s wrong with it.

Some numbskull has started a petition to get the killing of the firefighters at the beginning of HALLOWEEN KILLS removed from the film. “I want the scene in the new movie Halloween Kills where they show the Slaughtering of firefighters [removed],” says the petitioner. “It is wrong because firefighters have been [sic] lured to houses [sic] fire and murdered by the person who set the fire. [Edit: Michael didn’t set the fire.] And it’s wrong that Michael killed the firefighters with the gear from the other firefighters he killed. As a soon to be firefighter I find it very offensive and so does [sic] my mom and dad who are retired firefighters.” Entitlement mentality on display! “I don’t like this, and I expect the world to walk on eggshells to avoid showing me something that I don’t like! Wah wah wah!” What a simpleton.

You can get a pretty accurate idea of the petition creator’s mental acumen just by reading his lamentations above. Maybe a person should, I don’t know, have to pass sixth grade English class before starting a petition?

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless. Denn die totden reiten schnell!

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