Going Out In Style

Pic shows: The sexy dancers in the husband's funeral service A widow shocked visitors who went to pay their respects at her late husband’s funeral this week when she invited a pair of exotic dancers to perform next to his closed casket. Friends and family of the deceased businessman, Jian Feng, 57, were expecting a solemn occasion when they showed up at the memorial service in western Taiwan’s Taichung City. Instead, they were greeted with loud pop music, two skimpily dressed girls, and stunned onlookers. According to guests on the day, the businessman and his wife frequented nightclubs and exotic dance shows before his death, and the pair reportedly both had a fascination for the club scene. After Jian passed away, his wife Chu, 53, decided to give him a fitting send off by inviting dancers to the occasion. Videos and pictures of the otherwise dignified event have been making the rounds on the internet, with even the most open-minded social media users questioning the decision of Jian’s wife. The two dancers, wearing skimpy underwear, are said to have performed non-stop for several minutes to tracks such as Lady Gaga's Lets Dance and Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger. Although there was no word on how much they were paid to dance at the funeral service, some online commentators guessed it would have had to be quite a large amount of money to make them go against funeral taboo. Chinese funerals include a lot of rules and regulations, including a solemn procession passed the coffin before relatives burn written prayers for the deceased and hand over small sums of money. Wife Chu however said she did not think that they had broken any of the rules, saying: "The traditional Chinese funeral also includes music to fight off evil spirits, so I reckon the music I chose did the job." One online commentator noted that despite the unusual send off, in some ways it was still traditional saying: "At least the dancers were wearing black." (ends)

Give the guy props for his sense of humor if nothing else. I mean, funerals are by necessity somber occasions, sad, depressing. Unless the deceased was much hated in life, or left behind a sizeable fortune to his heirs, in which case there might be some cause for celebration. In general, though, funerals are something people go to either out of obligation or because the rituals enable them, however painfully, to begin to heal, to move past the loss of a loved one. A few cultures manage to turn the tradition on its head. New Orleans Jazz funerals, for example, make more of a party out of it. Good for them, I say. Any time we can wring a little laughter out of this grim existence we call life, it’s a victory. That’s why I say good for you, too, Mr. Jian.

I don’t know if that’s his last name or his first name, but Jian did it up right. He hired—beforehand, one assumes—a couple of strippers to appear at his funeral and give a lapdance to his coffin. Apparently this isn’t THAT uncommon in China, as funerals are seen as status symbols, and the more people in attendance the better. Thus strippers are sometimes hired in an effort to pack in the bereaved. Or total strangers. Whichever. The Chinese government is starting to crack down on the practice, though. Damn Communists! Won’t let anybody have any fun!

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless. Denn die totden reiten schnell!

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