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Got Blood?

Seems like the worst part of being a vampire for most folks is that whole drinking human blood thing. I mean really, how many people out there are thinking ‘human blood, yum!’? Let’s face it, drinking human blood (or any kind of blood for that matter) is actually pretty gross.

And lets not forget just how hard getting your nightly fix can be. People just aren’t as naive as they used to be a few centuries ago. How often do you catch some poor soul alone in a deserted alley at three in the morning? Heck, even if you do happen across such a mortal there’s still no guarantee you’re going to get your feed on. People are savvy these days and they know how to protect themselves. Let’s face it, there’s nothing worse than stalking your prey, going in for the kill and ending up with a face full of mace for your troubles. Talk about embarrassing!

Well fear not reluctant bloodsuckers for thanks to the scientists at Harcos Laboratories there is a new solution for dealing with that pesky bloodlust problem. Thanks to Blood Energy Potion vampires everywhere (and non vampires who are just looking to try something new) can now get all the nutrients of real blood such as iron, protein, vitamins, electrolytes and potassium without all that pesky guilt that can sometimes come from slaughtering the innocent. It also has the same colour and consistency of real blood with a great fruit punch flavour and is packed full of caffeine for those immortals who just need a quick pick me up every once in a while.

Available in convenient resealable blood bags (for the undead on the go) Blood Energy Potion can be purchased online at the official website or from their many affiliates such as Think Geek.

Blood Energy Potion is not recommended for mortals or immortals under the age of 12 as it is a caffeine product.

Cheers!

-Chris

By Cult Hero

is a vampire junkie whose obsession has gone so far as to cause the writing of Chris's first novel the as yet unpublished Servants of the Night. Aside from writing for Vampires.Com and Werewolves.Com Chris also showcases personal works of poetry, prose and photography on the website http://bleakestnights.com and can be found lurking around Twitter at http://twitter.com/#!/CultHero.

8 replies on “Got Blood?”

Hasn’t this stuff been out for a while? I’ve been buying it at Hot Topic(www.hottopic.com)the flavor is sort of an acquirred-hmm how do you spell that?-taste, at least for me, but it has an awesome caffeine rush, so a really good energy boost. Plus, how could you resist it? It’s in that cute blood bag! It stains like hell, though, so be careful!

I have this stuff! it’s great! I love drinking it with my vampire buddy! we scared the crap out of people in the cinema! and we drink it anyway!

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