How to Hunt Miniature Vampires: Start Small!

“Everyone knows that tiny vampires have the sharpest teeth. They are dastardly creatures! I present a fairy sized kit for exterminating the[m]…”

I love etsy; people make the most marvelous shit, and I mean, realistically, there is no purpose for this other than to display it proudly on your mantle and proclaim to the world, “If ever we are invaded or threatened by tiny vampires, we are ready for them!”

They come in different colors, –and there are only three left, –and! the creator isn’t making anymore for the season, so… that means it’s now or next year! If you have a weirdo on your Christmas list, you know where to go… 

By annimi

Ashley writes for,, and other sites in the Darksites Network. She's involved in several seedy and disreputable activities, smokes too much, and spends her late nights procrastinating for work on her first novel.

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