If I were a Vampire…

Have you ever said to yourself, “If I were a vampire…,” then proceeded to list numerous and exciting things you could get away with, say, and do without getting flak from those around you?

Imagine what it would be like if the world was your oyster; “normal” beings can’t get away with much, but if you were an elite member of those who creep around in the night, the possibilities are endless.

I’m going to share what I think I could get away with if I were a blood sucker:

1. Mind Control- If I were a vampire, I’m pretty sure I could have my cake and eat it too. Let’s say I had a controlling boss who thought he or she could push people around; I would use my powers to reverse their train of thought and more importantly, make them give me a killer bonus that was a long time coming.

2. Sex- Even though I have flawless looks, I still would want the mate of my dreams. If people told me I couldn’t date someone out of my league, I’d make it my purpose in life to prove them wrong. With that being said, I’d simply flaunt myself and turn into the most irresistible human being possible. Watch out, Cullen!

3. Athleticism- If I were a member of the undead, I’d be a star athlete. You see vampires in the movies run like nobody’s business; they speed through life and don’t look back. I would join a town track team or simply use my powers mentioned in #1 to get on to an Olympic team and show the world what I was working with.

What are your dream vampire powers?

– Bryce


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  2. i like #2 personally – maybe a mix of mind control and sex togather? that’d be hot! great article bryce

    1. hi there your right but i dont want be a normal vampier i want be a star ship cyborg vampiers that revers death infint lives and have star ship bg bang engine drives and big bang engines with infint unaverses per nano secon or faster for instant unaversal play ground and q power too

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  5. I would want to have Alice’s power in the Twilight Saga of seeing the future. On the flip side, Jane’s power to cause physical pain to enemies is pretty damn cool as well.

  6. Ever since I fell for Vampires, all I’ve ever wanted was Mind Control #1! I could get away with so much! Although, having flawless looks for sex wouldn’t hurt too. Hell, any vamp power would be good for me!

  7. Tough call, but I have to go with the unlisted future seeing power. But I really, really like knowing every thing, particularly before other people. Although flying would be fun too.

  8. imortality would be tops for me you would hav all the time in the world, georgous looks would not be bad either!

  9. If I were a Vampire, I would literally sleep for decades on end, waking up once in awhile to check out how things changed over time.

  10. i would love the immortality thing, and the never sleeping part like in Twilight. it would give me unlimited time to read, kill the people i hate, travel and experience a bunch of cool stuff. but if i went with an extra gift besides the strength and speed i would have to go with jane’s ability. it would be great but if i couldnt get to use it on more then one person at a time then i would go with alec’s, his is also pretty amazing. . .

  11. hi there i want be a anti buy buy vampier soo i can out live the unaverse demons gods flood species 8472 grave minds oh if could sleep for internaty with engines and generators running on auto pilot i can have the avantage of having unaverse as my play ground were i can see have front seat vission of the unaverse even black holes and super massive black holes with anti gravity

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    The knowledge is power, and as long as my short and ephemeral life allows me, I’m going to learn new things.

    Even if that’s could be dangerous to me.

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