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If I were a Vampire…

Have you ever said to yourself, “If I were a vampire…,” then proceeded to list numerous and exciting things you could get away with, say, and do without getting flak from those around you?

Imagine what it would be like if the world was your oyster; “normal” beings can’t get away with much, but if you were an elite member of those who creep around in the night, the possibilities are endless.

I’m going to share what I think I could get away with if I were a blood sucker:

1. Mind Control- If I were a vampire, I’m pretty sure I could have my cake and eat it too. Let’s say I had a controlling boss who thought he or she could push people around; I would use my powers to reverse their train of thought and more importantly, make them give me a killer bonus that was a long time coming.

2. Sex- Even though I have flawless looks, I still would want the mate of my dreams. If people told me I couldn’t date someone out of my league, I’d make it my purpose in life to prove them wrong. With that being said, I’d simply flaunt myself and turn into the most irresistible human being possible. Watch out, Cullen!

3. Athleticism- If I were a member of the undead, I’d be a star athlete. You see vampires in the movies run like nobody’s business; they speed through life and don’t look back. I would join a town track team or simply use my powers mentioned in #1 to get on to an Olympic team and show the world what I was working with.

What are your dream vampire powers?

– Bryce

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Bryce • March 18, 2010

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  2. ladyantebelle March 18, 2010 - 1:16 pm Reply

    i like #2 personally – maybe a mix of mind control and sex togather? that’d be hot! great article bryce

    • james braselton October 29, 2010 - 7:56 pm Reply

      hi there your right but i dont want be a normal vampier i want be a star ship cyborg vampiers that revers death infint lives and have star ship bg bang engine drives and big bang engines with infint unaverses per nano secon or faster for instant unaversal play ground and q power too

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  5. Christine March 18, 2010 - 2:07 pm Reply

    LOL I would use my mind control and super strength abilities.

  6. Melinda March 18, 2010 - 2:41 pm Reply

    I would want to have Alice’s power in the Twilight Saga of seeing the future. On the flip side, Jane’s power to cause physical pain to enemies is pretty damn cool as well.

  7. Mac Walsh March 18, 2010 - 4:45 pm Reply

    My dream power would be lots of spare time. Also, dooing the Reeses peanut butter cup-thing.

  8. Keke March 18, 2010 - 8:44 pm Reply

    Ever since I fell for Vampires, all I’ve ever wanted was Mind Control #1! I could get away with so much! Although, having flawless looks for sex wouldn’t hurt too. Hell, any vamp power would be good for me!

  9. Nicole March 18, 2010 - 9:37 pm Reply

    Tough call, but I have to go with the unlisted future seeing power. But I really, really like knowing every thing, particularly before other people. Although flying would be fun too.

  10. iszy March 19, 2010 - 7:46 am Reply

    imortality would be tops for me you would hav all the time in the world, georgous looks would not be bad either!

  11. machine March 19, 2010 - 10:23 am Reply

    i want to be immortal vampire,pls help me to start sucking those punks and fuckers!!!!!.

    • ladyantebelle April 8, 2010 - 3:07 pm Reply

      hey machine join my coven! haha ;)

  12. machine March 19, 2010 - 10:25 am Reply

    hi u care?

  13. Mateo March 22, 2010 - 1:30 pm Reply

    If I were a Vampire, I would literally sleep for decades on end, waking up once in awhile to check out how things changed over time.

    • Sir Robert March 23, 2010 - 12:22 pm Reply

      LOL – now that’s a wonderful idea.. good night – sleep tight !!

  14. Vampire18 April 25, 2010 - 8:10 pm Reply

    i would love the immortality thing, and the never sleeping part like in Twilight. it would give me unlimited time to read, kill the people i hate, travel and experience a bunch of cool stuff. but if i went with an extra gift besides the strength and speed i would have to go with jane’s ability. it would be great but if i couldnt get to use it on more then one person at a time then i would go with alec’s, his is also pretty amazing. . .

  15. ladyantebelle June 12, 2010 - 2:03 pm Reply

    machine, of course i don’t care … join me on my mission :) let’s talk!

  16. james braselton October 31, 2010 - 9:28 pm Reply

    hi there i want be a anti buy buy vampier soo i can out live the unaverse demons gods flood species 8472 grave minds oh if could sleep for internaty with engines and generators running on auto pilot i can have the avantage of having unaverse as my play ground were i can see have front seat vission of the unaverse even black holes and super massive black holes with anti gravity

  17. Dianne Jeanneth du Héron’dylcz November 24, 2016 - 9:44 pm Reply

    Hi there! I’m not sure if here are real vampires to meet. I mean, if I’ll be a vampire, I’ll not tell anything to anyone, but I really want to know about them.
    (Sorry for my english, I’m a native spanish’ speaker).

    The knowledge is power, and as long as my short and ephemeral life allows me, I’m going to learn new things.

    Even if that’s could be dangerous to me.

  18. rick January 23, 2017 - 4:49 pm Reply

    i want to become a vimpaire only
    16 and im tired of being a huaman

  19. rick January 23, 2017 - 4:51 pm Reply

    i want to be a killer vampare to kill human

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