Is Avril Lavigne a Vampire?
I kinda like Avril Lavigne. But I like her even more when she’s showing those pearly whites with, wait…is that a fang? Yep, Avril’s got fangs! Well, one anyways, on the left side of her mouth. So this makes me think, is Avril a vampire? We always talk about vamps walking among us mere mortals, why couldn’t Avril be one?
Well, I don’t really think that Avril is a vampire. And in fact, she’s pretty self-conscious about that fanged tooth of hers and even wants to get it filed down. Imagine that. In a day and age when people are trying to get the best deal on vampire fangs, Avril has one for free that she was given at birth! And she wants to get rid of it! This comes from Star,
“Avril Lavigne is getting her teeth shaved.
The 23-year-old pop rocker dislikes her sharp, vampirelike front teeth so much that she’s getting them rounded off.
“Avril hates her fangs,” says an insider. “She is planning on having them filed down by a cosmetic dentist. It’s just something she has always been insecure about, especially since everyone is staring at her mouth when she sings. As soon as Avril finds some time to take off so it won’t interfere with her singing.”
Oh, come on! No one is looking at her mouth when she sings. Who seriously looks at someone’s mouth when they sing? Their face, sure. Their clothes, of course. Their hair, sometimes, but it tends to get tied in there when we’re looking at the face. No, I’m pretty sure that no one is staring at Avril’s fanged teeth when she sings.
But I still don’t understand why she wants to get rid of them! They’re not even that noticeable, unless you really are looking for them and plus, having fanged teeth is kind of cool, no?