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IT Masks and a New TV Spot

I know I’m pimpin’ the hell out of the forthcoming IT remake. No, I’m not on the payroll. I tend to do that with properties I’m excited about, is all. If it turns out that the movie blows and all my hard work was for nothing, my vengeance will be terrible to behold. I will spend as much time and as many words condemning and criticizing as I have thus far spent touting. In other words, people responsible for this movie, it had better NOT suck.

Continuing in hope, then, I offer for your perusal this new TV spot. In the words of Bruce Campbell, it’s groovy. I didn’t get to see the new ANNABELLE: CREATION movie this past weekend–I was just too damn busy–but I hear tell it comes with a full FOUR MINUTE preview for IT. Coupled with the good reviews the former film has gotten, this makes me even more antsy (antsier?) to see ANNABELLE.

Lastly, there will be new Pennywise masks available for you to wear this Halloween season, courtesy of the Spirit Halloween store chain. They won’t come cheap, but high-quality masks never do. There will likely be lots of knockoffs, too, of lower price and lesser quality. Anybody plan on dropping some dough to get the real deal?

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase here:


TheCheezman • August 22, 2017

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