Killing a Vampire with Modern Technology
In this day and age where the vampire is all the rage (quite poetic, donât you think?), there are numerous ways to kill the demonic creature if you ever come into contact with one. Iâm talking about vampires such as Lestat from Interview with the Vampire or the original Nosferatu. If you run into vampires like Edward Cullen, keep walking because theyâre not a threat to the human race.
OK so you run into a vampire at your school, at the gym, or even at church, but how do you rid your life of one? First of all, you arenât living in the 1800âs so holy water and a machete are completely out of the question.
Cell Phone Gun- I kid you not, these things actually exist. These may not be available in the United States yet, but seeing that youâre on the hunt for blood suckers, you shouldnât have any problem picking one up. The vampire in question will not recognize this lethal little weapon.
Minuscule Bomb- Pretend youâre on Van Helsingâs team and the only way to kill a vampire is to concoct your very own bomb. Van Helsing is counting on you, so you better do your homework and slip-ups will cost you your career and your life. Make sure this concoction canât be noticed by the untrained eye!
Flame Thrower- OK I may be taking this one from the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie but it seemed to work for the chosen one. Letâs say you donât have tons of money to throw away on high tech toys, so why not take what may be readily available in your home? Find a crucifix, hairspray, and a lighter and youâre golden.
How would you kill a vampire if given the chance?