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Maxim’s Girls With Bite

I really love Maxim right now! Here’s why – they came up with “Girls With Bite,” a list of the sexiest women in the vampire world. Thank you Maxim!

Check out their list of the thirteen sexiest Girls With Bite:
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1. Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sarah Michelle Gellar played the sexy ass kicking Buffy on Buffy the Vampire Slayer (one of the greatest shows of ALL time).

2. Samaire Armstrong

Samaire was in Rise, a movie about a female reporter who wakes up in a morgue and finds out she’s a vampire. I have never actually heard of her, but Maxim deems her worthy.

3. Natasha Alam

You may not know the name but all True Blood fans know who she is. She plays Yvetta on the show, the stripper that both Eric and Pam have naughty fun with.

4. Mia Kirshner

Mia plays Isobel in The Vampire Diaries. While she is beautiful, I wouldn’t have her on my list of sexiest vamp ladies.

5. Melinda Clarke

Another lady from The Vampire Diaries. She played Kelly, Matt’s sluty mom.

6. Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu was in the movie Rise with Samaire Armstrong.

7. Lizzy Caplan

Lizzy played Amy on True Blood, remember her? Jason’s V junkie girlfriend.

8. Kristin Bauer

Pam from True Blood! I love her! She is so very very sexy, but, I am not loving Maxim’s picture of her, they could have done much better.

9. Kirsten Dunst

Ok, Kristen Dunst is hot…now. But when she played a vampire, she was a child. It’s weird having her on this list. Oh well, she is sexy now.

10. Kelly Hu

Yet another woman from The Vampire Diaries! I’m not complaining though! Kelly, who played Pearl, is gorgeous. And damn, look at this photo of her! Way sexier than anything on The vampire Diaries.

11.  Kayla Ewell

Guess what show she is from…yea, The Vampire Diaries. This hot woman would be the tortured Vicky.

12. Eliza Dushku

This list wouldn’t be complete without Buffy vixen Eliza Dushku, better known as Faith, the naughty vampire slayer.

13. Cameron Richardson

Cameron was also in the movie Rise.

What do you guys think of this list? Personally, I think half of these chicks should be taken off and replaced. But, I am guessing this is a list of the vampire women that have actually posed for Maxim, not all of the women in the vamp world.

– Moonlight

By Moonlight

Moonlight (aka Amanda) loves to write about, read about and learn about everything pertaining to vampires. You will most likely find her huddled over a book of vampire folklore with coffee in hand. Touch her coffee and she may bite you (and not in the fun way).

10 replies on “Maxim’s Girls With Bite”

Yeah, and several of these haven’t even played vampires! What about Jennifer Beals? Traci Lords? Wynona Ryder (for a minute or two)? Susan Sarandon? Deborah Ann Woll? Nina Dubrev ? Lara Parker? Joanna Going? Aaliyah? Ashley Greene? Lalla Ward? Barbara Shelley? Ingrid Pitt? Petra Wilson? Rebecca Staab? Julie Benz?

The list goes on and on…

Dude, Yvetta, from True Blood, isn’t even a vampire! She’s just a human fangbanger. If you’re going to have it be “Girls with a bite” Then put up vampires! Not just people who have fun with ’em. haha! =]

A lot of the girls on this list aren’t vampires. It’s a list of hot girls that were in Maxim and in a vampire show/movie.

WHAT ABOUT SALMA HAYEK!!!?? She was fricken hot in Dusk ‘Till Dawn hehe ^,..,^
And yes, Kate Beckinsale should be in this as well as many others

Oh hell No! They did not leave out Kate Beckinsale! She was and is the hottest actress who has ever played a vampire. Wow. They so screwed this list up!

I DO agree with Moonlight’s sentiments. Half of these women SHOULD be replaced, to say the very least. It IS a lovely nod to an excellent genre. But, seriously, it looks like the cast of the Jersey Shore put this list together! You don’t start out with Sarah Michelle Gellar, a LEGACY in this genre, and then follow it up with half the cast of the Vampire Diaries. It’s just tacky!

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