Moving the Movie That Does Not Exist

I’m wise to the joke. It’s a good one, I have to say. I’m talking about MORBIUS, the supposed movie supposedly starring Jared Leto. I bet you think there actually is such a movie, don’t you? Well, there isn’t. It’s a mean-spirited jest. No such movie was ever filmed. We’re all being punked.

The coronavirus pandemic was a real gift to the pranksters, too. It provided them a ready-made excuse not to have to show us this movie that they never actually bothered to film. They could just delay it and blame it on the ‘Rona. Which they did. Over and over.

The last delay resulted in the supposed release of the supposed film being pushed all the way into 2022. Now it’s been delayed yet AGAIN. Sure it’s just by one week, from January 21, 2022 to January 28. But it for sure won’t be the last delay. They’re just screwing with us. They’re yanking the wings off flies. They’ll keep the gag going until eventually the jig is up and things go all Milli Vanilli on them. Me, I’ve already got their number. I know what they’re about. Me telling you this is a sort of public service announcement, to keep you all from being Sony’s patsies. There is no movie called MORBIUS. It’s better for you to accept it now. It’s all one big lie.

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless. Denn die totden reiten schnell!

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