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Mugging Vampire

For the record, I have not, and am not, being compensated for this article. It’s strictly pro bono on my part, although if the company in question wanted to send me one of their products out of gratitude, there are no rules against me accepting such a gift. Just sayin’.

Anyway, check out the Vampire Mug. It’s one of the offerings from skullmuggstore. There are four, it seems, and they are all gorgeous works of art, but of course the Vampire would be my favorite. (The Zombie Mug—I will assume it’s meant to be a Zombie, as it is obviously the representation of a corpse and, well, why have a corpse that is *not* animated alongside a vampire?—is my second favorite.) Look at that detail.

A lot of work went into this thing, which would explain the hefty price tag. No, these mugs, they innae cheap, even at the perpetual “Today Only!” sale price of 50% off.

Also available on the site, which I saw after the popup of the lady’s posterior modeling a teeny tiny black thong (Why, thank you, ma’am!) is the Zombie Wallet.

Also conveniently priced at 50% off, for today only! It’s adorable. I like it even better than the lady’s derriere. (Sorry, ma’am.)

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless.

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