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New Dracula Figurines–Now Bilingual!

There has been a new wave of Dracula figurines released, but you can’t read about them here. Not unless you speak Spanish. Fortunately for all us non-bilinguals, the company sent out a press release to this site. The latter is in *pretty good* English. Here’s what it had to say:

“Dear Ladies and Gentlemen:

I am pleased to announce that we provide the third delivery of the Draculacollection. A recreations in miniature from the most famous horror novel ever written. A numbered limited edition collection featuring the mythic characters created by Bram Stoker.

Available collection packs:
5º Issue: The brides of Dracula
4º Issue: Lucy &Van Helsing
3º Issue: Arthur Holmwood & Quincey Morris
2º Issue: John Seward Dr & Renfield
1º Issue: Jonhatan & Mina Harker

Collection Features:

A total of 12 figures, over 6 monthly deliveries. 2 figures / monthly deliveries
-The final delivery will include a custom made display case of the Transylvania Count’s castle
– Figures size approximately 7 cm.
– Handcrafted in resin.
– Individually painted by hand
– A limited and numbered edition of 100 sets
– Includes Certificate of Authenticity.
– Single Figure particular customer Price – 35 € – Pack of 2 figures for 6€.

If you have any question, please contact us.”

Please note that I didn’t correct any of the misspellings or grammatical mistakes, because I find them kind of charming. The figures themselves are totally boss.

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (,, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase here:


TheCheezman • February 1, 2018

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