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New Dracula Figurines–Now Bilingual!

There has been a new wave of Dracula figurines released, but you can’t read about them here. Not unless you speak Spanish. Fortunately for all us non-bilinguals, the company sent out a press release to this site. The latter is in *pretty good* English. Here’s what it had to say:

“Dear Ladies and Gentlemen:

I am pleased to announce that we provide the third delivery of the Draculacollection. A recreations in miniature from the most famous horror novel ever written. A numbered limited edition collection featuring the mythic characters created by Bram Stoker.

Available collection packs:
5º Issue: The brides of Dracula
4º Issue: Lucy &Van Helsing
3º Issue: Arthur Holmwood & Quincey Morris
2º Issue: John Seward Dr & Renfield
1º Issue: Jonhatan & Mina Harker

Collection Features:

A total of 12 figures, over 6 monthly deliveries. 2 figures / monthly deliveries
-The final delivery will include a custom made display case of the Transylvania Count’s castle
– Figures size approximately 7 cm.
– Handcrafted in resin.
– Individually painted by hand
– A limited and numbered edition of 100 sets
– Includes Certificate of Authenticity.
– Single Figure particular customer Price – 35 € – Pack of 2 figures for 6€.

If you have any question, please contact us. www.marconavas.com”

Please note that I didn’t correct any of the misspellings or grammatical mistakes, because I find them kind of charming. The figures themselves are totally boss.

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS (www.evilcheezproductions.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com/evilcheezproductions), specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed (and occasionally acted in) over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. His first novel, THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT CHRISTOPHER: WEREWOLF, is available for purchase here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/734763

MORTUI VELOCES SUNT!

TheCheezman • February 1, 2018


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