New Vampire Movie Mocks Twilight

TransylmaniaThe list of recent spoof movies is endless, you have all the Scary Movies (with another on the way), Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie and on and on and on. So if you take our love for parody movies and our love for vampires you get: Transylmania, a vampire movie spoofing vampire movies.

Transylmania, also known as Dorm Daze 3, was written by Patrick Casey and Worm Miller (both writers of Dorm Daze 1 and 2) and directed by David and Scott Hillenbrand.  In Transylmania, a wild and crazy group of college students head to the vampire-infested land of Transylvania to attend Razvan University. This university isn’t your typical school – with the leather clad professors to the peculiar dean to vampire hunters to the topless vampire chicks lurking throughout the eerie castle – this is for sure not a normal college (bet you wish it was though). It appears that the university Razvan has been seized by a group of horrible and …humorous vampires, led by the dreaded vampire king Radu who has returned to reclaim the castle that was once his.

Transylmania stars Patrick Cavanaugh, James DeBello, Tony Denman, Paul H. Kim, Jennifer Lyons, Oren Skoog, Irena A. Hoffman, David Steinberg, Musetta Vander, Natalie Garza and Nicole Garza.

This film will no doubt be as campy as all other spoofs but it will probably be just as funny as the others, made so much better by being about vampires. And come on, the trailer opens up with a Twilight inspired line, so if you are a Twilight hater this movie gets points before even hitting theaters.

Check out the batty, yet funny trailer here…

“College kids, the other white meat”
Transylmania will hit theaters December 4, 2009.

– Moonlight

By Moonlight

Moonlight (aka Amanda) loves to write about, read about and learn about everything pertaining to vampires. You will most likely find her huddled over a book of vampire folklore with coffee in hand. Touch her coffee and she may bite you (and not in the fun way).


  1. who in da hell do yall think yall r disrespecting twilight i should kick yall ass dickheads. n i love vampires so stop making funny movies on them. not meant to be funny. they r scary n r meant to stay the way they r. FUCK YA’LL

  2. because the MOVIE TWILIGHT SUX ASS!!! I however LOVE the BOOKS!!!! Robert Pattinson is a stuck up jerk. He is so full of himself and he isn’t even good at acting! They tried to make twilight posters look scary but it wasn’t meant too. Edward is suposed to be the perfect guy. Instead he is made into and a show off. And because I don’t like him the romance makes me gag. He looks like he thinks he is a dog. And he thinks he looks so hot with his abs. What abs!! NEWS FLASH!! They are digitally fake and if you WANT PROOF go look it up on the internet! I am not really on anyside of the Jabob and Edward thing. Because I LOVE VAMPIRES but the wolf is my favorite animal. I do think that Jacob or whatever the actor’s name is (sorry I never really looked into it) semi cute and ok at acting. Well at least he would be good in highschool drama. He might not qualify as a star. But, whatever. Yes, I did see Shark boy and Lava girl. (he was shark boy) I would like to worn you that I have not seen New Moon so my prefrance has not changed since the first movie. I am just going off the couple of minutes he was in the movie (Jacobs door hit). It is a good thing they made a spoof movie of vampires that means they are concietering it a really movie. And taking it seriously. BTW my favorite actor in the movie they selected was Alice, Rosaline, Emmett (well kinda Emmett), Victoria, and the evil vampire that looks sort of Jamacian. His name starts with an L (I forgot) He was the second to die.

    1. Jacob = Taylor Lautner and Jamacian dude = Laurent. WAIT JUST A MINUTE! TAYLOR WAS SHARKBOY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NO WAY! Btw, I’m total Team Jacob because Robert’s a wuss (but i like vampires better). I knew that Twilight was bond to be made fun of. I mean, it was H.O.R.R.I.B.L.E. compared to the book.

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