I do not drink coffee. I do not drink coffee. I do not drink coffee. I do not *like* coffee!
I’m just going to keep telling myself this, over and over, and hope it sticks. Otherwise I’m gonna go broke. Buying coffee. Which I don’t drink. Which I don’t like.
See, the problem is, Dead Sled Coffee has inked a deal with Warner Brothers to create and release several new flavors of yucky coffee (it’s yucky to me; coffee connoisseurs might disagree; don’t wait around for me to give it a review, since I’m guaranteed not to like it, even if it’s the greatest coffee what ever has been brewed, and I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between the best coffee and the worst coffee, anyway, since it all tastes the same to me) based on Horror franchises. The A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET coffee is up first, (the “Never Sleep Again” blend—and what a perfect fit it is, given that coffee is supposed to keep you awake) to be followed by IT coffee, Beetlejuice coffee, more Freddy-flavored coffee, and coffee blends representing the whole friggin’ FRIDAY THE 13th franchise! Oh, and FREDDY VS. JASON, if that wasn’t enough.
I do not drink coffee. I do not drink coffee. I do not drink coffee.