No Vampire Sex For True Blood’s Jason

MTV recently did an interview with the gorgeous Ryan Kwanten, who we know better as True Blood’s Jason Stackhouse, and during the interview the topic of sex came up. Of course. Considering the fact that Jason is shirtless in nearly every episode and having sex in practically every other episode I can see why the interviewer would ask about his sex life, makes sense.

The lady questioning Ryan asked him why he seems to be the only one in Bon Temps not sexin’ a vampire. Because when you think about it, his sister has more than her share of hot vamp scenes, his best friend has slept with a baby vampire and his friend Tara has even done the deed with an undead monster. Then there’s Jason, the only one in his group that isn’t sharing a bed with a vampire.

After the interviewer pointed this out, Ryan replied by saying that Jason’s no stranger to vampire sex. “He’s slept with someone who had sex with a vampire,” he said, referencing Jason’s relationships with fangbangers Dawn Green and Maudette Pickens. “And he’s seen someone have sex with a vampire.” Mentioning the creepy vampire sex tape. But why has Jason never slept with a vampire himself?

“He’s probably still, as ridiculous as it sounds—he’s the moral compass of ‘True Blood,'” Ryan explained. “He’s sort of our view in. He’s one of the few, sort of, humans around.”

Can we expect Ryan to have sex with a vampire in the next season of True Blood? Ryan didn’t answer when asked, but not because he has been sworn to secrecy, but because he has yet to see the script for season 4 (even though filming begins in a month). “I could make up something,” he teased, “but anything I could make up would pale in comparison to what eventuates.”

What do you guys think? Will Jason ever have sex with a vampire? Do you even want him to? I mean, he does have that romance going with the lady shapeshifter and he seems to be maturing quite a bit, so I can’t see him screwing it up by cheating on Crystal with a vamp. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

– Moonlight

MTV recently did an interview with the gorgeous Ryan Kwanten, who we know better as True Blood’s Ryan Stackhouse, and during the interview the topic of sex came up. Of course. Considering the fact that Ryan is shirtless in nearly every episode and having sex in practically every other episode I can see why the interviewer would ask about his sex life, makes sense.

The lady questioning Ryan asked him why he seems to be the only one in Bon Temps not sexin’ a vampire. Because when you think about it, his sister has more than her share of hot vamp scenes, his best friend has slept with a baby vampire and his friend Tara has even done the deed with an undead monster. Then there’s Jason, the only one in his group that isn’t sharing a bed with a vampire.

After the interviewer pointed this out, Ryan replied by saying that Jason’s no stranger to vampire sex. “He’s slept with someone who had sex with a vampire,” he said, referencing Jason’s relationships with fangbangers Dawn Green and Maudette Pickens. “And he’s seen someone have sex with a vampire.” Mentioning the creepy vampire sex tape. But why has Jason never slept with a vampire himself?

“He’s probably still, as ridiculous as it sounds—he’s the moral compass of ‘True Blood,'” Ryan explained. “He’s sort of our view in. He’s one of the few, sort of, humans around.”

Can we expect Ryan to have sex with a vampire in the next season of True Blood? Ryan didn’t answer when asked, but not because he has been sworn to secrecy, but because he has yet to see the script for season 4 (even though filming begins in a month). “I could make up something,” he teased, “but anything I could make up would pale in comparison to what eventuates.”

What do you guys think? Will Jason ever have sex with a vampire? Do you even want him to? I mean, he does have that romance going with the lady shapeshifter and he seems to be maturing quite a bit, so I can’t see him screwing it up by cheating on Crystal with a vamp. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

– MoonlightMTV recently did an interview with the gorgeous Ryan Kwanten, who we know better as True Blood’s Ryan Stackhouse, and during the interview the topic of sex came up. Of course. Considering the fact that Ryan is shirtless in nearly every episode and having sex in practically every other episode I can see why the interviewer would ask about his sex life, makes sense.

The lady questioning Ryan asked him why he seems to be the only one in Bon Temps not sexin’ a vampire. Because when you think about it, his sister has more than her share of hot vamp scenes, his best friend has slept with a baby vampire and his friend Tara has even done the deed with an undead monster. Then there’s Jason, the only one in his group that isn’t sharing a bed with a vampire.

After the interviewer pointed this out, Ryan replied by saying that Jason’s no stranger to vampire sex. “He’s slept with someone who had sex with a vampire,” he said, referencing Jason’s relationships with fangbangers Dawn Green and Maudette Pickens. “And he’s seen someone have sex with a vampire.” Mentioning the creepy vampire sex tape. But why has Jason never slept with a vampire himself?

“He’s probably still, as ridiculous as it sounds—he’s the moral compass of ‘True Blood,'” Ryan explained. “He’s sort of our view in. He’s one of the few, sort of, humans around.”

Can we expect Ryan to have sex with a vampire in the next season of True Blood? Ryan didn’t answer when asked, but not because he has been sworn to secrecy, but because he has yet to see the script for season 4 (even though filming begins in a month). “I could make up something,” he teased, “but anything I could make up would pale in comparison to what eventuates.”

What do you guys think? Will Jason ever have sex with a vampire? Do you even want him to? I mean, he does have that romance going with the lady shapeshifter and he seems to be maturing quite a bit, so I can’t see him screwing it up by cheating on Crystal with a vamp. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

– Moonlight

By Moonlight

Moonlight (aka Amanda) loves to write about, read about and learn about everything pertaining to vampires. You will most likely find her huddled over a book of vampire folklore with coffee in hand. Touch her coffee and she may bite you (and not in the fun way).

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  4. Hi Moonlight, I would love to see Jason Stackhouse have sex with a vampire, although having said that, I just love to see him having sex. Since season 3 of True Blood is over I am glad that Crystal is gone and I hope she does not come back, I found her dull and unimportant and Jason can do much better. Jason had plenty of sex scenes in season 1 and then suffered a loss with the death of his only love (so far) Amy, she was no vampire but at least she had charisma and was an exciting character. In season 2 he joined the ‘Fellowship of the sun’ psychos who hated vampires. Joining this church group lead him to have hardly any sex except with their leaders wife, naughty Jason *giggles*. Then along comes season 3 which also sadly lacked scenes of Jason having sex, enter the boring Crystal and Jason is deprived of the scenes he does best. I hope they do not bring Crystal back for season 4, as a ‘Trubie’ ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trubie ) I will be most upset although I have read that she will be back. I would much rather see Jason get down and dirty with a vampire. My two cents worth..

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