Olivia Wilde is Gozer. Allegedly.

So are they going to be sexing Gozer up? Or un-sexy-ing Olivia Wilde? I hope it’s the latter. The creepy, slightly androgynous appearance of the Gozer character in the original 1984 GHOSTBUSTERS is the way to go. Either that or go in a completely different direction. Have Gozer look nothing at all like it looked the first time. There’s no reason to assume the evil deity would maintain the same appearance in every situation. Maybe they’ll do both, go with a look that hearkens back to the classic image from the original but tweak it enough that it’s fresh.

The first reviews for GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE are starting to appear online, and all the ones from people whose opinions we should care about are overwhelmingly positive. Like, 100% positive. You’ve got a few of your Normies jumping up and down, waving their arms and whistling, trying desperately to get some attention by slamming it, but their efforts are pathetically obvious. All indicators are that the movie will be everything we, the true fans, want it to be. And it’s looking like we’re actually going to get to see it at last. Like, it’s almost too late—almost—for the suits-in-offices to yank it off the schedule and the rug out from under us. Again. The incredible success of VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE has likely sealed the deal. GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE will open in November!

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless. Denn die totden reiten schnell!

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