One Million (Morons) Can Bite Me!

One Million Moms, televisions self-appointed watch-dogs, can’t stop yelling about the shows they don’t like.

“Support One Million Moms and help fight indecency,” their website claims. Sacrifice to our self-righteousness your freedom of choice and artistic expression, it might as well say. If you are one of those (far less than a million) moms, you’d better stop reading now, because I’m not gonna be kind. Consider yourself warned.

OMM believes that all media should be “family friendly” and is dedicated to making it so. It’s their crusade to clean up television (and the movies, and the radio, and . . . ) We can simplify and shorten their charter for them, getting it down to just one word: Censorship. Because YOU don’t have enough intelligence to decide what is and is not acceptable for your kids to watch. And if you don’t have kids, well, you should, so there. And because they’re too damn lazy, and too busy being self-righteous, to get up and change the channel. OMM first came onto my radar when boycotting NBC’s “Dracula” as “another program to warp the minds of our youth . . .” that would “likely give them nightmares.” MY nightmare is a world wherein such small-minded, idiots are calling the shots. Join me, will you, in telling OMM to go F$&k! themselves?

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless. Denn die totden reiten schnell!

2 comments

  1. I am a Mom and people like these self-righteous busy buddies make me sick! how dare they pass judgement on T.V. shows. I am sick of them shoving their self righteous views down every bodies throat! How dare they tell me (or anybody else) how to parent their children. I alone have the right to decide what is appropriate for my children to watch! BIG EFF OFF! EEF OFF YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS BIATCHES!

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