A special “extended cut” of the film will be released digitally on December 13th, and one can assume when the DVD and Blu-Ray release rolls out the second week of January 2022 it will include this extra material. (It’d better, or Ima do a lotta bitchin’, and I’ll write bad things about ‘em here on…

Light spilling on Gale’s face woke her. She opened her eyes, sitting up. Brian stood smiling down at her. At least the being which had once been Brian. She gasped. “It’s over,” he said. “Brian?” It now looked to Gale that Brian was made of glass, or ice, a perfect sculpture rendered of the flesh…

Nobody likes a tease. Not unless they do eventually give you the carrot. (That’s a reference to the proverbial “carrot on a stick”, not some phallic reference. Sheesh, you people and your dirty minds!) Hi-C announced that the Ecto-Cooler would be making a return just in time for the new GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE film set to…

As I requested, the Marvel Zombies, first depicted in animated form in an episode of the Marvel WHAT IF…? streaming series, will be getting their own standalone series. Just like the Simpsons and Tracy Ullman. (If you’re old enough to get the reference, your childhood was awesome.) “The story is set in an alternate universe…

The headline of this linked article reads “Intense storms in Egypt unleashed a massive swarm of scorpions from their nests, stinging 450 people and killing 3”. And if you didn’t immediately think of the Mummy, specifically the one portrayed by Arnold Vosloo in THE MUMMY and THE MUMMY RETURNS, what are you even doing on…

I can watch “body horror” movies all day long and never get squeamish. Gory FX don’t bother me because I know they’re FX. I look at them and wonder how they’ve been created. And I’ve used low-key splatter effects myself. I know the perfect recipe for creating fake blood with glycerin, peanut butter, red food…

Say what, now? According to the linked article, “Ali [Mahershala, that is] has already voiced the character of Blade for a scene at the end of Marvel’s ‘Eternals,’ but is now itching to fully embody the character.” Um, I saw ETERNALS. Really good flick. I didn’t see Blade in it. I didn’t hear Blade, either—or…

Brian stared into the face of the Darkness. The effigy he had seen before, scorched into the wall of his hospital room, had been the poorest imitation. Nothing in all reality could capture such a likeness, the face the Darkness had chosen to give itself. Brian looked upon pure, timeless, limitless, incomprehensible hatred. Brian saw…

Perhaps it was the fact that Gale Merrick never regarded herself as special that led her to her choice of careers. To be sure, her desire to stand out from all her peers, to be exceptional as marked by achievement, brought her to Africa. Gale had felt driven to excel, to be noted as someone…

SPOILER WARNING! I was going to title this article “Salma Hayek Is So Hot Dead” but that would have necessitated the use of including the words SPOILER WARNING! in the title itself, and even then the title would have *been* a spoiler. Yes, if you haven’t seen ETERNALS yet—SPOILER WARNING!—Salma Hayek’s character dies. Is—SPOILER WARNING!—murdered,…