Exhibit A: Normie

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve said it. I will keep right on saying it until it becomes widespread, commonly accepted, the go-to viewpoint, or until I croak. Whichever comes first. A lot of the time I know I’m preaching to the choir. The geeks of the world already by and large know…

My Philia Returns

I’ve written before about what I jokingly (well, mostly I’m joking) call my philia. My fetish. Hot chicks in monster makeup. I’ve explained that there’s nothing necrophilic about it. In order for my buttons to get pushed I have to know there’s a perfectly living and physically attractive female beneath the monster makeup. The makeup…

THE CHOSEN Part Five: THE TWILIGHT OF THE GODS AND THE MORNING AFTER Chapter Seventeen

Gale’s horror at seeing Brian swallowed by the Darkness intensified to near hysteria when she saw Charlie Drenth. He stepped from the same spot where Brian had disappeared. He stood solid and whole though pale, his wounds gone. He grinned. Gale felt her knees weaken and threaten to collapse. She couldn’t breathe; her lungs were…

THE CHOSEN Part Five: THE TWILIGHT OF THE GODS AND THE MORNING AFTER Chapter Sixteen

Selivanov’s body shook. Rising from the stump of its neck like the smoke of burning hellfire, blacker than any black, oily and putrid, stinking of vomit and 10 billion rotting corpses and smoke, a stench so strong it almost struck Brian unconscious as it reached him, the Darkness, in its true form revealed at last,…

Siddown, Normie

I try to never make any statement that I can’t back up, because there’s always somebody who’ll call you on it if you can’t. I wouldn’t want to end up looking foolish. Some people don’t seem to care, though. Not at all. Early reviews for HALLOWEEN KILLS are positively gushing. From the trusted sources, that…

A New THE LOST BOYS Movie!

Forget about that proposed television series that’s been quote-end quote in-the-works for what seems like forever now. We have moved on, people! There is going to be a new THE LOST BOYS movie! It is set to star Noah Jupe from A QUIET PLACE and A QUIET PLACE PART II and Jaeden Martell from the…

We Need More Marvel Zombies!

I haven’t even been able to watch the Marvel Zombies episode of WHAT IF…? yet, and still I can wholeheartedly lend my voice to the plea given metaphorical voice by this linked article: bring back the Marvel Zombies! Honestly, when I was reading about all the episodes for the Marvel livestreaming series, the one featuring…

THE CHOSEN Part Five: THE TWILIGHT OF THE GODS AND THE MORNING AFTER Chapter Fifiteen

“Goodbye, Mr. Alderman,” Selivanov said. “I give you to the Darkness.” He locked his hands around Brian’s throat. “No!” Gale shouted. Brian jabbed his index fingers into each of Selivanov’s eye sockets. Both men screamed, being thrown apart. Like two magnets facing each other at the same polarity, each repelled by the other. An explosion…