Skeletor’s Staff

Five-hundred big ones. Five Benjamin Franklins. That’s a little too rich for my blood. (Actually, my blood is fine with it. That’s too pricey for my pocketbook. My blood would love to have an official Skeletor MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE staff.) The staff will be life-sized (that is to say, it is the size that it should be if Skeletor were of standard human size and not a six-inch action figure) at 6¾ feet in length and will be made out of metal. In other words, it could easily be used as a real weapon. You could bash somebody’s head in with it. Not that you would want to. I’m just saying that you could.

You’ll have to assemble your staff, if you buy one, but that doesn’t seem like a big deal. “The Havoc Staff, a forbidding and ancient artifact imbued with a wide array of mystical abilities. Wielded by Skeletor, the staff is responsible for much of his evil power. This replica realizes Skeletor’s signature accessory as a real-world item. In doing so, Factory Entertainment’s artisans have ‘unearthed’ a stunning artifact that bridges the realms of fantasy and reality. Topped with a fearsome ram’s skull, this staff measures an impressive 81” (206cm) long and features a heavyweight all-metal construction. The Havoc Staff is the first in a line of exciting Masters of The Universe replicas from Factory Entertainment.”

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless.

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