Sony Moves MORBIUS Again!

I was right! Boom! I called it! You read it here first, peeps!

Seven times. Seven freakin’ times. If any movie has been delayed more than MORBIUS I’m not aware of it. Seven freakin’ times. That’s ridiculous.

Sony cannot use the Omicrona as an excise this time. SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME has conclusively proven that the vile contagion is not a factor keeping people away from theaters. There is, then, only one possible explanation as to why the suits-in-offices would delay the release of the film at this point: they haven’t finished filming it yet. They never bothered to film a movie in the first place, then realized that maybe they should have, then rushed to get a film together in short order. Because I find it impossible to believe that thinking people, even suits-in-offices, would delay a movie SEVEN FREAKIN’ TIMES if that movie were completed and ready to present to an audience. It was all just a cruel jest on their part.

I had said that if MORBIUS got delayed once again, I would write it off as a loss and forget about it. That I wouldn’t go see it even when they did finally finish the movie and release it to theaters. Since the delay this time is only for a few weeks, though—MORBIUS is now scheduled to debut on April 1st—I’ll hold off on that hardline approach. But I swear, if they delay its release AGAIN…

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS, specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced, and directed (and occasionally acted in) over two dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and True Crime genres. He obtained a doctorate in Occult Studies from Miskatonic University and is an active paranormal investigator. Is frequently told he resembles Anton Lavey. And Ming the Merciless. Denn die totden reiten schnell!

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