True Blood Season 1 Episode 7

Hitting the Ground This episode left me feeling a little less than satisfied, and even slightly disappointed in Allen Ball. Everything started out good; Sookie splatters Lorena, they all pile into Alcide’s cargo truck, and head off into the sunset. Except Bill almost kills Sookie. This isn’t the anti-climax, though. Everything is pretty exciting, up…

True Blood Season 1 Episode 6

I Got a Right to Sing the Blues Ain’t that the truth? Pretty much everyone sings the blues in this episode, aside from a few supporting cast members. Sookie gets stuck in Russell Edgington’s castle, along with Bill, and Tara, –and Eric, though he doesn’t reveal just how dire his situation is. Lorena also seems…

True (Blood) Love

Romance is part of every season, but it seems like everyone is coming down with the sickness; the whole cast of True Blood is… is… TWITTERPATED! And, no, for those of you who’re thinking that has something to do with ‘Twitter’ there’s something seriously wrong with you, queue Bambi on your Netflix. Anyway, love is…

True Blood Season 3 Episode 5

Trouble I love how HBO is considerate (for viewers, anyway) enough to catch us up before each new episode, because seriously, the last episode was busy. Plus, there’s that additional bonus at the end, where they show us a quick preview of the next episode too. And even a ‘Post-Mortem’! HBO packs all our True…

True Blood Season 3 Episode 4

9 Crimes After a two-week hiatus, we’re finally back; and I’m finally back, to share the latest episode of True Blood with you. And I’ll be damned if they didn’t put on a damned good show for us, –I suspected it’d open back up with a bang, and wasn’t disappointed in the least. The show…

True Blood, Season 3 Episode 1

Bad Blood It’s been a long, long time gone, –and finally, I can do my little ‘Bad Things’ chair dance again. I can’t tell you the relief involved in watching the newest episode of True Blood, but then again, you know what it’s like, because you were there! From now on, my synopses are going…

True Blood Sunday Presents: In Memorium (Part 2)

This is the last and final In Memorium for True Blood, –at least for the last two seasons. I’m sure in Season 3, a lot more people will be dropping dead, so when it’s over, we’ll have a part 3 addendum to this. Before I start in, I’d like to mention that there are a…

True Blood Sunday Presents: In Memorium (Part 1)

SPOILERS! Duh. If you haven’t seen both seasons yet, don’t read this. It will ruin it for you. But uh… be sure to Tweet it anyway. Over the last two seasons of True Blood, we’ve seen quite a few great, –and terrible, characters die. Some of them we expected to see for a much longer…

True Blood, Season 2, Episode 12

Upstairs, in Sookie’s bedroom, Sookie is screaming, which looks all muddled and distorted in Lafayette’s vision. He tells Tara and Eggs that Maryann wants her downstairs with the egg, now. Tara takes the egg, laughing like a lunatic, and the two head off. Sookie tries to get to Lafayette, but all he’s thinking is the…

True Blood, Season 2, Episode 11

At the Queen’s home, Bill greets the woman in the pretty dress on the floor, who is drinking blood from the inner thigh of a woman sprawled out on a piece of antique furniture that looks too expensive to be getting body fluids smeared all over it. Bill asks if he’s come at a bad…