It might be confusing for you short lives to understand the aging process of a vampire so I made a little chart. It’s got short life human you and vampire me. So every five vamp years equals one short life year, roughly. So to you I appear 35 while actually I’m 172. Again there’s no…
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Vamped Out Episode 4, Online Now
“Everyone knows there are over a hundred medical marijuana dispensers in California but what they don’t know is that there are just as many blood dispensers and there are thousands nationwide. Most vampires and their families, if they can afford it get their blood supply from them. But do you know who the unwitting supplier…
Vamped Out Episode 3 Now Online
“Gay men don’t like to be called fags and vampires don’t like to be called fangs. It’s… our ‘N’ word.”-Alowisus Hewson It’s Al‘s big day, his audition for ‘Vamp Stamp‘. Unfortunately the day doesn’t start on a good note when Elliot suggests that perhaps Marie had given Al the wrong blood to make him sick…
Vamped Out Episode Two Now Online
“When I tell people that I’m an actor they go ‘oh, what restaurant do you work at?’ but when I tell them that I’m a vampire they perk up and they go ‘oh my god, what movie where you in?’… People suck.” –Alowisus Hewson (Jason Antoon) Things are starting to heat up on Vamped Out.…